Top 10 Painful Ways to Die

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The Top Ten

1 Drowning

Burned alive is so much more painful. Drowning is like a warm embrace, and being hugged to death cannot be number one on this list!

Unfortunately we are thinking too basic here I mean drowning isn't nearly as bad as slowly being cooked alive or being eaten alive by maggots, think outside the box here come on! - Bubbyboop

I would hate to drown. The idea of water filling my lungs is horrifying. - Merilille

You'll have no breath, you're desperate for air, and you'll be gasping until your death arrives. - Powerfulgirl10

No breath,only gasping,the water in the ocean sinks ya, - Nateawesomeness

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2 Burning to death

This one is the real number 1 - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

Your skin feels like it's being cooked for dinner - Nateawesomeness

It would be painful to burn alive... - Songsta41

You BURN! How is this not #1?

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3 Electrocution

I'm glad I haven't been electrocuted. - Powerfulgirl10

Lightning is unpleasant,and can make black marks on your body - Nateawesomeness

4 Stabbed

Dealing a cold blade impaling you multiple times. Brutal

5 Getting hit by a car
6 Falling from a great height

Imagine being pushed off a high building or whatever by someone and you don't have a parachute to keep you alive. Yeah. It's scary. - Powerfulgirl10

What its instant death, far from painful

7 AIDS
8 Severe frostbite
9 Cardiac arrest
10 Animal attack

The Newcomers

? Getting shot
? Skinned alive

I don't even wanna... - Powerfulgirl10

O.O this should b number 3 or two SKINNED ALIVE THE AGONY!

The Contenders

11 Being beaten with a baseball bat

Can this actually kill you?! - Powerfulgirl10

12 Starvation
13 Choked
14 Getting ripped in half by rope
15 Alkali Bath

Drowning while you watch your skin turn into liquid. Your lungs burn as they dissolve. Next comes your eyes; you can't close them because your eyelids are long gone.

I would hate for that to happen... - Powerfulgirl10

16 Beheading
17 Plane crash
18 Rat torture

Being in an enclosure with rats is torture enough; but apparently, this is not enough for medieval times. One of the most sadistic of all torture techniques involved having a cage with one open side strapped against the victim’s body. It would then be filled with large rodents and a heating element which would be placed on the other side of the cage. The rodents’ natural instinct led them to flee the intense heat. In order to escape they would burrow through the victim’s body with fatal results. - Bubbyboop

19 Black hole

You wouldn't even feel a thing, it's too quick to notice.

20 Face ripped off

No... NO! It’s giving me an image! Make it stop! MAKE IT ALL STOP!

21 Getting slowly stabbed by butter knife

Change "butter" to "butcher" and that would sound more painful. - Powerfulgirl10

You've gotta be pretty weak to die from that - Songsta41

22 Suffocated
23 Scalped
24 Snapped neck

Breaking your neck would be just brutal. - Powerfulgirl10

25 Ripped in half by an elevator

The thought of it makes me want to cringe. The way your body slowly rips apart until there is just a bloody half of you left. Disgusting, but I'd feel bad for them. - IAmNotARobot

This is actually impossible, you are too young for this website son - oldfashionedmickeymousecol1995

26 Melted with sulfuric acid
27 Roasted in fire
28 Crushed to death
29 Flesh eating disease

Thank you for introducing something much wore than anything on this list - Bubbyboop

30 Disease

Especially caner and ebola. - Powerfulgirl10

31 Giving birth

If someone dies from this, then I don't even know what to say. - Powerfulgirl10

32 Falling to lava
33 Having your organs be ripped out while alive
34 Buried alive
35 Evisceration
36 Hanged

Depending on how u do it, it can actually be almost painless.

37 Heart attack
38 Hanged, drawn and quartered

During medieval times, the penalty for high treason in England was to be hanged, drawn and quartered in public and though it was abolished in 1814, it has been responsible for the death of thousands of people. In this torture technique, the victim is dragged in a wooden frame called a hurdle to the place of execution. They would then be hanged by the neck for a short period of time until they are near-death (hanged), followed by disembowelment and castration where the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn). The victim would then be divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered). - Bubbyboop

39 The tub

Known as the punishment of ‘sitting in the tub,’ the convicted person would be placed in a wooden tub with only their head sticking out. After that, the executioner would paint their faces with milk and honey; and soon, flies would begin to feed on them. The victim was also fed regularly and would end up swimming in their excrement. After a few days, maggots and worms would devour their body as they decayed alive. - Bubbyboop

40 Brazen bull

Also known as the Sicilian Bull, it was designed in ancient Greece. A solid piece of brass was cast with a door on the side that could be opened and latched. The victim would be placed inside the bull and a fire set underneath it until the metal became literally yellow as it was heated. The victim would then be slowly roasted to death all while screaming in agonizing pain. The bull was purposely designed to amplify these screams and make them sound like the bellowing of a bull. - Bubbyboop

41 Cement shoes

If you think drowning is bad listen to this; The cement shoes were introduced by the American Mafia when they executed enemies, traitors and spies by placing their feet inside cinder blocks and then filling them up with wet cement. Once it dried, the victim would be thrown alive into a river or other deep body of water. - Bubbyboop

42 Cancer
43 Spanish Donkey
44 Drowning in acid
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