Top Ten Pairs of People Who Should Never Be Locked In a Room Together


The Top Ten

1 Britgirl & Justin Bieber

I am feeling sincere sorrow for her thinking about this. And for Britgirl, too. - PositronWildhawk

Never the violent type, but... Me in a LOCKED ROOM with this ignorant, racist little girlboy?! I think I'd use it as a tool to make an escape route in the middle of a very strong brick wall! Hmph! You think I'm joking... - Britgirl

2 Stephen Fry & Piers Morgan

Stephen will see things only the most unsettled of us can imagine. - PositronWildhawk

3 George Michael & Eminem

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! " - PositronWildhawk

4 George Bush & Nigel Farage

With a combined IQ of 1, a lot may transpire here. - PositronWildhawk

5 Sir Elton John & Nicki Minaj

Sir Elton's going to have the fright of his life. - PositronWildhawk

6 Ewan McGregor & Paris Hilton

Let's not make a film from that. - PositronWildhawk

7 Richard Dawkins & Pope Francis

I get your point. But it would be such an interesting debate! Go Pope Francis! - keyson

This... would not end well... - PositronWildhawk

8 Milton Jones & Jimmy Carr

Each other's stand-ups are mutually exclusive. - PositronWildhawk

9 Jeremy Clarkson & Kristin Scott Thomas

Needless to say, this would suck. - PositronWildhawk

10 Kim Jong-Un & Barack Obama

There would be an exchange of words at first followed by a fight - yatharthb

The Contenders

11 Adolf Hitler & Justin Bieber
12 Alan Carr & Prince Philip

Not a great combination. - PositronWildhawk

13 Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton
14 Adolf Hitler and William Golding
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