Top Ten Best Paradoxical Quotes and Sayings

The Top Ten
1 Be quick, but don't hurry. ~ John Wooden
2 Try not to become a man of success, but rather to become a man of value. He is considered successful in our day who gets more out of life than he puts in. But a man of value will give more than he receives. ~ Albert Einstein
3 If a chicken says all chickens are liars, is he telling the truth?
4 The problem human beings face is not that we aim too high and fail, but that we aim too low and succeed. ~ Michelangelo
5 A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! ~ Doug Larson
6 I thought you were a nice person, but deep inside, you're really shallow.
7 I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. ~ Mark Twain
8 The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. ~ Rich
9 We don’t see things as they are. We see them as we are. ~ Anais Nin
10 The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make a mistake. ~ Elbert Hubbard
The Contenders
11 I am a flat earth environmental activist - Azeria Dalmatia

This whole list could be filled with Azeria Dalmatia quotes to be honest

12 Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday.
13 Is the answer to this question No?
14 My nose will grow right now. - Pinocchio

I made this up, but think about it.

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