Top Ten Paralympic Wheelchair Sports that Would Be Bizarre to Watch

I really love the Paralympic Games - perhaps even more than the Olympics. The athletes competing in these games aren't called "Superhuman" without reason.
This list came about after a discussion with a wheelchair-bound friend of mine who suggested it would be so strange (and a bit humorous) to be included in the Paralympic Games.
Just to confirm; I know wheelchair users swim and are included in the Equestrian sports, but not with the actual wheelchair. This list is about sports that would look bizarre when the actual wheelchair is included....
The Top Ten
1 Wheelchair Equestrian
2 Wheelchair Canoeing
3 Wheelchair Bullriding
4 Wheelchair Cliff-Diving

We have a name for that. It's called pushing disabled people off a cliff. Something to please the human rights activists.

5 Wheelchair Dodgeball
6 Wheelchair Swimming

To those of us who've spent a good portion of our lives in and on the water, this sounds a whole lot more like SINKING. Well, here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmin

7 Wheelchair High jump
8 Wheelchair Long Jump

Maybe a James Bond cannon would make this easier to accomplish, and more amusing to watch. But then, it's not so much the effort of the guy in the chair.

9 Wheelchair Gymnastics
10 Wheelchair Hockey

I dunno. That chunka hard rubber come flyin' at ya, you pretty much pucked, son.

The Contenders
11 Wheelchair Water Polo
12 Wheelchair Show Jumping

Does the chair get a mane, tail and saddle?

13 Wheelchair Sailing

And... just what would you use for a mast? Never mind... bound to be too much information.

14 Wheelchair Trampoline
15 Wheelchair Highwire
16 Wheelchair Skydiving
17 Wheelchair Cartwheeling
18 Wheelchair Diving
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