Top Ten Parody James Bond Movie Titles

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The Top Ten

1 Thunderballs

Sounds like a title for a new Austin Powers flick! - TopTenTed

2 For Four-Eyes Only

Bond working undercover at Specsavers... - PositronWildhawk

3 You Only Eat Rice

This could be like the Top Gear Vietnam Special; Hammond would fit under this title. - PositronWildhawk

4 Dr. Meh.

... Starring PositronWildhawk! Meh! - Britgirl

This guy would be the excellent deadpan villain, not exactly like Doctopussy. - PositronWildhawk

5 Moomaker

Seeing Bond undercover in a pantomime costume at a farm would be interesting... - PositronWildhawk

6 Doctopussy

The one with the highly cowardly villain. Actually, this wouldn't catch on. - PositronWildhawk

7 The Musher With Love
8 The Living Nightlights

About a villain who takes control of all the nightlights in the world, keeping everyone up and driving them mad! Meh. - PositronWildhawk

Something tells me that Timothy Dalton wouldn't quite work for this one. - PetSounds

9 Quantum of Sauce
10 Girl'dfinger

The Contenders

11 Get Some Octopussy
12 Goldenballs
13 Octopussy's Garden
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