Top Ten Parody James Bond Movie Titles

The Top Ten

Thunderballs

Sounds like a title for a new Austin Powers flick! - TopTenTed

For Four-Eyes Only

Bond working undercover at Specsavers... - PositronWildhawk

You Only Eat Rice

This could be like the Top Gear Vietnam Special; Hammond would fit under this title. - PositronWildhawk

Dr. Meh.

... Starring PositronWildhawk! Meh! - Britgirl

This guy would be the excellent deadpan villain, not exactly like Doctopussy. - PositronWildhawk

Moomaker

Seeing Bond undercover in a pantomime costume at a farm would be interesting... - PositronWildhawk

Doctopussy

The one with the highly cowardly villain. Actually, this wouldn't catch on. - PositronWildhawk

The Musher With Love
The Living Nightlights

About a villain who takes control of all the nightlights in the world, keeping everyone up and driving them mad! Meh. - PositronWildhawk

Something tells me that Timothy Dalton wouldn't quite work for this one. - PetSounds

Quantum of Sauce
Girl'dfinger

The Contenders

Get Some Octopussy
Goldenballs
Octopussy's Garden
Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate
Goldfingers
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