Top Ten Parody James Bond Movie Titles

The Top Ten
1 Thunderballs

Sounds like a title for a new Austin Powers flick!

2 For Four-Eyes Only
3 You Only Eat Rice

This could be like the Top Gear Vietnam Special; Hammond would fit under this title.

4 Dr. Meh.

... Starring PositronWildhawk! Meh!

5 Moomaker

Seeing Bond undercover in a pantomime costume at a farm would be interesting...

6 Doctopussy

The one with the highly cowardly villain. Actually, this wouldn't catch on.

7 The Musher With Love
8 The Living Nightlights

About a villain who takes control of all the nightlights in the world, keeping everyone up and driving them mad! Meh.

Something tells me that Timothy Dalton wouldn't quite work for this one.

9 Quantum of Sauce
10 Girl'dfinger
The Contenders
11 Get Some Octopussy
12 Goldenballs
13 Octopussy's Garden
14 Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate
15 Goldfingers
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