Top 10 Parody Names for Jacob Sartorius

The Top Ten

1 Jacob Fartorius

YES! He sucks

Question: Who is jackob sartorious? I'm British and I've never heard of him

2 Jacob S***orius

The best parody name for him.

3 Justin Bieber 2.0

This really made me laugh! - micahisthebest

4 Jacob-get-the-bleach Sartorius
5 Boku No Jacob Sartorius
6 Jacob-No-god-please-no Sartorius
7 Cancer
8 Jacob Saggytitties
9 Justob Sartber
10 Jacob-ie Rotten

The Contenders

11 Dankob Memeorius
12 Jerkob Slutorius
13 Jacob Peetorious
14 A Joke
15 Jacob Sucktorius
16 Jacob, a Nobody
17 Jacob AKA Captain Autotune
18 Sweatshirt Singer
19 Jacob Notorious
20 Corn on the Cob Sartorius
21 JK Suckitorelse
22 Jacob Asstorious
23 Gaycob Trashorious
24 Jacob Slutorious
25 Peecob Gaytorius
26 Slutcob Sartorius
27 Jaddie Ziegtorius
28 Maddie Sartorius
29 The Greatest
30 Jacob Saltasaurus
31 Jacob Saggysaurus
32 Jacob Worstorious
33 Jacob Sartoriass
34 Jacob Spinosaurus
35 Jacob Stegasaurous
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