Top Ten Parody Reasons Why Peanut Butter and Jelly is Better Than Ham and Cheese

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The Top Ten
1 PB&J loves all kids.

I'm PB&J and I love all kids.

2 Ham and Cheese once told his grandfather that he was going deaf and slowly talked quieter to confuse him.
3 PB&J never gives you up, never let's you down.

In other words, PB&J loves Rick-Rolling but only when it's appropriate.

4 Ham and Cheese ate his sister's last cookie and framed it on her boyfriend. They soon broke up and Ham and Cheese is forever guilty.
5 PB&J owns all the cool new video games and systems and also a powerful PC.
6 Ham and Cheese only owns a NeoGeo Pocket.
7 PB&J works out cause he's sexy and he knows it.
8 Ham and Cheese accidentally got drunk and crashed his car into his bridge, he watched it LET IT BURN!
9 PB&J likes to save his money for a better future so he can grow up to have a happy life.
10 Ham and Cheese cheated on his girlfriend, BLT.
The Contenders
11 PB&J rescues animals
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