Best Patrick Star Quotes

Patrick star probably has the lowest I. Q than anyone else in the world today we are counting down his greatest quotes of stupidity on a list everyone can add to no profanity please.

The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? (Band Geeks)

Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.

A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone? - Puga

And horse radish isn't an instrument either!

Sounds better than Justin Bieber. - gemcloben

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2 My Names Not Riiick (The Fry Cook Games)

OK that was downright halirious! - redshadow

Me: Hi Rick-
Me: Ok, calm down tubby.
Patrick: grrr! Nobody calls me tubby! *punch*
Me: STOP, I WAS KIDDING! I'll give you ice cream!
Patrick: Ice cream?! Where where?!
Me: In my ass, say goodbye tubby
Patrick gr...
Me: *gunshot* FATALITY. - MeaganSaysHI

3 Finland (Frankendoodle)
4 No This Is Patrick!!!!! (Big Pink Loser)

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!

This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding. - Joansb

I'm not a Kristy Krab. - redshadow

5 Just Like a Geanie!! (Christmas Who?)

Never trust a geanie! - redshadow

6 I Love You (Chocolate With Nuts)
7 Get Up Get Active! (Inspongeiac)

The episode may have sucked but patrick is pure gold! - redshadow

8 Uhhhhhh (Many Episodes)

I'll have an uh uhh... - redshadow

9 Hello and Goodbye! (Sand Castles In the Sand)

Oh the epic ness! - redshadow

10 Did you see my underwear? (The SpongeBob Movie)

No, Patrick.

The Contenders

11 Dah! I love being purple! (The SpongeBob Movie)

I love being purple! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

12 Who You Callin' Pinhead? (Survival Of The Idiots)

Best quote ever!

I'm dirty Dan! *thwomp* No, I'm Dirty Dan! *thwomp* I'm Dirty Dan! - lulu223

13 Make Mine Chocolate! (The SpongeBob Movie)
14 You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob! (Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV)

Science = DUMB squared

Forever_Smiling13 I wumbo too! Been wumboing since first grade. *stands proudly then suddenly gets knocked over with rock* You sir are a disgrace to wumbo! - Lina1028

15 Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo!! - Hall Monitor
16 And that's when I punch him, right? (I Had an Accident)

This episode is Patrick's funniest - bobbythebrony

Bobbythebrony I agree

17 Justice Is Best Soft Served! (Sponge Out of Water)

The power to control ice cream enough said! - redshadow

I want some ice cream - MeaganSaysHI

18 Where's the Leak Ma'am (Frankindoodle)

Why isn't this higher up? This is so fun to say.

This should really be in the top ten

19 Leedle Leedle Lee (Shanghai'ed)
20 Firmly Grasp It! (Jellyfishing)
21 SpongeBob, get out of my taco! (Picture day)
22 He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie! (Frankendoodle)
23 The Inner Machinations of My Mind are an Enigma (The Secret Box)
24 Oh Boy 3am! (Graveyard Shift)
25 Life is but a Walking Shadow (Copybob Dittopants)
26 I’ve Got SpongeBob! He’s Over Here!!! (The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water)
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List Stats

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3 years, 271 days old

Top Remixes

1. No This Is Patrick!!!!! (Big Pink Loser)
2. Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? (Band Geeks)
3. I Love You (Chocolate With Nuts)
1. My Names Not Riiick (The Fry Cook Games)
2. Finland (Frankendoodle)
3. Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? (Band Geeks)


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