Best Patrick Star Quotesredshadow Patrick star probably has the lowest I. Q than anyone else in the world today we are counting down his greatest quotes of stupidity on a list everyone can add to no profanity please.
The Top Ten
Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.
A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone? - Puga
And horse radish isn't an instrument either!
Sounds better than Justin Bieber. - gemclobenV 2 Comments
OK that was downright halirious! - redshadow
Me: Hi Rick-
Patrick: GAAAH MY NAME'S NOT RIICK
Me: Ok, calm down tubby.
Patrick: grrr! Nobody calls me tubby! *punch*
Me: STOP, I WAS KIDDING! I'll give you ice cream!
Patrick: Ice cream?! Where where?!
Me: In my ass, say goodbye tubby
Me: *gunshot* FATALITY. - MeaganSaysHI
Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!
This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding. - Joansb
I'm not a Kristy Krab. - redshadow
Never trust a geanie! - redshadow
The episode may have sucked but patrick is pure gold! - redshadow
I'll have an uh uhh... - redshadow
Oh the epic ness! - redshadow
I love being purple! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Best quote ever!
I'm dirty Dan! *thwomp* No, I'm Dirty Dan! *thwomp* I'm Dirty Dan! - lulu223
Science = DUMB squared
Forever_Smiling13 I wumbo too! Been wumboing since first grade. *stands proudly then suddenly gets knocked over with rock* You sir are a disgrace to wumbo! - Lina1028
This episode is Patrick's funniest - bobbythebrony
Bobbythebrony I agree
The power to control ice cream enough said! - redshadow
I want some ice cream - MeaganSaysHI
Why isn't this higher up? This is so fun to say.
This should really be in the top ten
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