Best Patrick Star Quotes

Patrick star probably has the lowest I. Q than anyone else in the world today we are counting down his greatest quotes of stupidity on a list everyone can add to no profanity please.

The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? (Band Geeks)

Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though... Horse Radish sadly cannot however.

A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone? - Puga

And horse radish isn't an instrument either!

Sounds better than Justin Bieber. - gemcloben

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2 My Names Not Riiick (The Fry Cook Games)
3 Finland (Frankendoodle)
4 No This Is Patrick!!!!! (Big Pink Loser)

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It's so cute!

This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding. - Joansb

I'm not a Kristy Krab. - redshadow

5 Just Like a Geanie!! (Christmas Who?)

Never trust a geanie! - redshadow

6 I Love You (Chocolate With Nuts)
7 Get Up Get Active! (Inspongeiac)

The episode may have sucked but patrick is pure gold! - redshadow

8 Uhhhhhh (Many Episodes)
9 Hello and Goodbye! (Sand Castles In the Sand)

Oh the epic ness! - redshadow

10 Did you see my underwear? (The SpongeBob Movie)

No, Patrick.

The Newcomers

? Life is but a Walking Shadow (Copybob Dittopants)

The Contenders

11 Dah! I love being purple! (The SpongeBob Movie)

I love being purple! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

12 Make Mine Chocolate! (The SpongeBob Movie)
13 Who You Callin' Pinhead? (Survival Of The Idiots)

Best quote ever!

I'm dirty Dan! *thwomp* No, I'm Dirty Dan! *thwomp* I'm Dirty Dan! - lulu223

14 You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob! (Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV)

Science = DUMB squared

Forever_Smiling13 I wumbo too! Been wumboing since first grade. *stands proudly then suddenly gets knocked over with rock* You sir are a disgrace to wumbo! - Lina1028

15 Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo!! - Hall Monitor
16 And that's when I punch him, right? (I Had an Accident)

This episode is Patrick's funniest - bobbythebrony

Bobbythebrony I agree

17 Justice Is Best Soft Served! (Sponge Out of Water)

The power to control ice cream enough said! - redshadow

I want some ice cream - MeaganSaysHI

18 Where's the Leak Ma'am (Frankindoodle)

Why isn't this higher up? This is so fun to say.

This should really be in the top ten

19 Leedle Leedle Lee (Shanghai'ed)
20 Firmly Grasp It! (Jellyfishing)
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Top Remixes

1. No This Is Patrick!!!!! (Big Pink Loser)
2. Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? (Band Geeks)
3. I Love You (Chocolate With Nuts)
1. My Names Not Riiick (The Fry Cook Games)
2. Finland (Frankendoodle)
3. Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? (Band Geeks)



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