Top 10 Paul Lynde Responses on Hollywood Squares

As the center square on Hollywood Squares, Paul Lynde has had some funny and witty lines throughout his career. These are the top 10.

The Top Ten


True or false. At a recent hearing, opponents of fluorinated water argued that too much fluorine in a person's system can cause an uncontrollable desire for sex. - BUETBU91

2 Full speed ahead!

Any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell ‘Man overboard! ’ What should you shout if a woman falls overboard? - BUETBU91

3 Oh, negotiating for “peace!”

When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a Geisha House, now how did he spent his time in the Geisha House? - BUETBU91

4 King Lear had Goneril?

In the Shakespearean play King Lear, King Lear had three of them �" Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan? Who were they? - BUETBU91

5 He wanted the Tin Man to notice him.

In The Wizard Of Oz, the Tin Man wanted a heart, and the Lion wanted courage. What did the Straw Man want? - BUETBU91

6 I guess we can rule out Jimmy Carter

Whose motto is “Do Your Best? ” - BUETBU91

7 The maid exploded.

What should you think when you walk into an apartment and all the walls and carpets are brown? - BUETBU91

8 Only Walt Disney knows for sure

Snow White… was she a blonde or a brunette? - BUETBU91

9 Yes, it’s called drowning!

Is it possible to drink too much water? - BUETBU91

10 They are cute.

During the War of 1812, Captain Oliver Perry made the famous statement, "We have met the enemy and..." What? - BUETBU91

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