Top Ten Peculiar Things for Keycha1n to Post As Her Weekly Profile Art Drawing

The Top Ten
1 A Diagram of the Inner Workings of a Giraffe Penis

Unfortunately, a vlogbrothers video has shown me a little bit too much about the reproductive process of giraffes! I suggest you don't search it up...

Furriers will love it!

2 A Toilet On The Point Of Exploding

It would be a toast to my most popular list, I suppose.

I hope someone was sitting on it.

3 Nigel Farage

If you actually do this, I'd say I never knew you at all, Joy.

4 A Bag Full of Iron Bolts, Improperly Stoned Olives and 3 ScientificAmerican Magazines
5 The Disturbing Scene From "Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life"

Thanks a lot Pos! I had to search this up and I can't even put into words how much I regret it!

Go on, honey, I dare you...

6 A Lump of Maggoty Wood
7 A Zombie Dentist Dancing The Bolero With A Patient

Would be interesting if you could make it into a perfectly timed animated gif.

8 A McDonald's Menu From 1943
9 A Line

Vertical, of course. Horizontal lines aren't unique, since they can be differentiated. Sorry for the dreadful maths joke.

Or possibly a line segment. Drawing a line will take infinite time and distance.

This is one of the most popular jokes in our class
Teacher:Stand in a line
Students:We're too heavy for it.

My skills are not advanced enough for this challenge, I'm sorry... !

10 A White Background

A brutal challenge for Keycha1n.

The only thing I could draw.

This seems so hard to draw.

The Contenders
11 Self Portrait

So sorry! I misread the title, missing out the word peculiar and added this. Sorry!

In your face. Or my face. Ah well, this comment wont make sense a week from now.

12 A Walmart a Shopping Bag from 1973, Plus a Few Bananas
13 Van Gogh's Self-Portrait

Is that a challenge hmm?

14 A Wood Chipper Devouring A Boiler
15 A black dot
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