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Coming from a Fillipino family I grew up with the sort of people around me who believed that Asians have small penises. Being an Asian I used to think it was all rubbish. I am now 17 years old and I can confirm, with not so much pride, that my penis is really small, it is only 5 cm. I am not ashamed instead I am proud. All girls who like small dicks please contact me. Thanks
DING DONG - Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered - xandermartin98
The old Teeny Weenie, sigh
And there won't be anything left of it when it gets burned by the sun's ray through the magnifying glass. - StephanTheIdiot
Coming from a tall Chinese boy... I am sad to say that I am one of those few people whose height is not proportional to their length. I am following my idol's footsteps (Caitlyn Jenner) by coming out to the world... Telling everyone my biggest insecurity in life... I am hoping that I receive the same recognition in terms of bravery, just like her.
-Kendall Wu (New Zealand)
Coming from a tender Fillipino boy who has had many a good time exploring various penis shapes. I give my endorsement that 'The Wee Dot' has a distinctly more frangrant and mellow flavour than the rest, similar to that of old underwear.
Okay, that's it, I'm done
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