Top Ten Penis Shapes


The Top Ten

1 The Dwarf

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What is is this list... - StayAlive

Worst list ever. This was a total accident, by the way, coming into this list! -Girlsshouldntseethislist


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2 The Eiffel Tower
3 Marge's Hair
4 The Sausage

DING DONG - Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered - xandermartin98

5 The Tip-of-the-Iceberg
6 The Droop
7 The Old Guy
8 The Veiny
9 Curved


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10 The One-That-Requires-a-Magnifying-Glass

The old Teeny Weenie, sigh

And there won't be anything left of it when it gets burned by the sun's ray through the magnifying glass. - StephanTheIdiot

Coming from a tall Chinese boy... I am sad to say that I am one of those few people whose height is not proportional to their length. I am following my idol's footsteps (Caitlyn Jenner) by coming out to the world... Telling everyone my biggest insecurity in life... I am hoping that I receive the same recognition in terms of bravery, just like her.
-Kendall Wu (New Zealand)

The Contenders

11 The Wee Dot

Coming from a tender Fillipino boy who has had many a good time exploring various penis shapes. I give my endorsement that 'The Wee Dot' has a distinctly more frangrant and mellow flavour than the rest, similar to that of old underwear.

12 Inverted

Okay, that's it, I'm done

13 The Chode

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14 Pencil
15 Tic Tac
16 Circular
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