Top Ten People and Characters You Don't Want to Find In Your Closet


The Top Ten

1 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer" her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend Boots .

If that EVER happens she will die I will do this to her BOOM RKO RKO TO DORA then throw her out of the house while she is on the floor outside start the car run her over while she is on the flor. - WWEfanJayden

If she ever comes outta my closet. I'm gonna grad her rap her back pack around her neck then hang her. - nintendofan126

If she was in my closet. I would throw stuff at her before she says "Jake no throwing". - EpicJake

I would literally KILL her!

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2 Caillou Caillou

I hate that whiny and bald brat. I don't care how old he is, if he plays with my cars (I like cars) I will kill him. - EpicJake

I would add R.Kelly in here for comedic purposes but I can't seem to figure out how to add items... - DapperPickle

I'd hate having a 4 year old bald headed brat
Come out of my closet. - nintendofan126

Would rosie b there too? And y is he bald?

3 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of more.

Good thing I'm Catholic, not Jewish. - Connor360

Hey Hitler can I put this Jewish guy in the closet with you? - CerealGuy

"oh hey Hitler can you hand me some clothes please? " - SirSkeletorThe3rd

I'd show him justin bieber, this guy in my class at school said he is really funny when he's angry, he's like NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN and anyway, he would probably be a ghost or a demon. thank goodness I don't have a wardrobe.

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4 Slenderman Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen

I don't think I want a 7.2 foot man. Coming outta my
Closet and murdering me. - nintendofan126

If you see slenderman, kick him in the nuts

5 Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs Eugene H. Krabs, or simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

He is evil these days. - Garythesnail

I'll be happy and both of us will talk how we love money. - MeeMeeCandy777

Well he'd actually be small.

Me; Mr Krabs, what are you doing in my closet.
Mr Krabs; oh ah just cleaning it for you.
Me; Why are you holding my money?
Mr Krabs; Ugh
Me; * holds up shot gun* put the money down. - nintendofan126

6 Barney the Dinosaur Barney the Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.

We shall kill this retarded dinosaur, who's with me? - EpicJake

Oh Great, You Found a Picture, Now I'm Going to Have Nightmares Tonight

I'm dying of laughter and crying because it's true

I'm with you, EpicJake!

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7 Staci

Let me guess the one from total drama - mariofan456

She is SO annoying! - Turkeyasylum

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8 A Registered Sex Offender
9 Annoying Orange

ARE YOU KIDDING I'd love to find him in my wardrobe I'd act anoying with him I'd hug hi he'd be my pet

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10 Bill Cosby Bill Cosby William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. more.

He Would Unfortunately Have A 41st Rape Victim

Imagine you open your closet one night, and Bill Cosby is standing there and goes "Skiddly-bop-bop! "

The Contenders

11 Chum Chum Chum Chum
12 Sanjay Sanjay

These Are the most disgusting cartoon characters.
Since Fanboy and Chum Chum. - nintendofan126

13 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

I definitely DO want to find Chuck Norris in my closet, as he would immediately crush Slenderman or nay other bad guy who dared to show his/her/its face.

He can help me get my purple belt - SoloPotato

14 Flowey The Flower Flowey The Flower Flowey is a flower in the RPG Undertale. He is the first character you meet, and also your best friend.
15 Fanboy Fanboy

These guys are disgusting as heck. Who ever though kids would watch a crap show like this. - nintendofan126

16 Chara (Undertale) Chara (Undertale) Chara is a character in the game Undertale by Toby "Radiation" Fox who is one of the seven people to fall to the Underground prior to the fall of the player character. His name can be changed by the player and will be assumed as the player character, until the Pacifist Route when Asriel asks for the more.
17 Gary Oak Gary Oak Gary oak appeared in the anime series in seasons 1-5 . He was ash's rival and childhood friend . Though they had a dispute once they fought over a rusty pokeball they wanted for luck, which broke after they fought over it . Gary was the grandson of professor oak . He had cheerleaders & his own car. more.

My god I hate Gary oak all he ever does is be a jerk.
I could beat him in a Pokemon battle easily. - nintendofan126

18 Flower (Battle for Dream Island)

I want to see her in my closet so I can cut her arms off, pull her petals off, break her neck, and through into a bush full of roses
Pen from bfdi

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19 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. more.

I would throw up!


Aww hell no... 😡

20 SammyClassicSonicFan

Don't want him being "" annoying

Don't want him being "fr¡cking" annoying

Open the closet:

"OKAY! THAT IS IT! THIS! IS THE FINAL! STRAWWW! " - xandermartin98

21 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

When SMl already ruined him by turning him into a cheesecake eating monster

Aaw, what's not to like about Shrek?

I mean SML ruined him and a bunch of other franchises
But yah it would be weird

22 Amalgamates (Undertale) Amalgamates (Undertale)

What's scarier than a dog combined with 16 other dogs?

23 Preston Stormer Preston Stormer
24 Frieza Frieza Freeza (Pronounced "Frieza" in the Funimation dub) is fictional character in the Dragon Ball series by Akira Toriyama as the primary antagonist of the Freeza Saga. He is a galactic tyrant who governs the Planet Trade Organization and is feared by the universe for his sadistic and brutal nature. He is more.
25 Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear (originally known as Freddybear, as seen in the Kickstarter) is one of four main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's, who later appear as variations in the succeeding games.

If I found Him or Any of the other animatronics in my closet (or anywhere else), I would scream bloody murder and call 9-1-1 immediately.

I can't believe this This isn't in the top 10 worst. I would get scared of slender but I would be a lot MORE SCARED to see Freddy fazbear or any of the animatronics.


Your friend - Gamecubesarecool193

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26 Laughing Jack

Who wants to see a killer clown? - JustAGirl

27 Toiletfan1

Oh no he might bring a toilet in there

? I don't know who this is, but it sounds like a user. You're an ass unless he's an ass then he is an ass and you are a mouth hole which is good because it's normal and not gross. - username34

28 Rebecca Black Rebecca Black Rebecca Black is a YouTube personality and singer who's infamous for her single "Friday," which was once the most disliked video on YouTube. She has also released other songs, including "My Moment" and "Saturday".

Too Hidious

29 StampyLongLegs
30 Uncle Grandma

It's "uncle grandpa" not grandma, but who cares. Next thing you know he'll try and grab you with his mushroom hands and look at you with his LSD eyes... he's scary... - username34

31 AnimationEpic
32 Bill Clinton Bill Clinton William Jefferson Clinton was the 42nd President of the United States . He previously served as governor of Arkansas . He became president after unseating incumbent president, George H . W Bush in 1992 . He was re-elected in 1996 after defeating Senator Bob Dole .
33 Painis Cupcake

Penis cupcake you sissy. Don't be afraid to say the real word for it. - username34

How bout Christian Brutal Sniper instead? - bobbythebrony

34 Satan

I'd agree if it wasn't for the fact that I'm Jewish and Satan is just a sad lonely man who just so happens to have a bad sunburn and a goat fetish. - username34

35 Mariotehplumber

Don't call me a racist word

36 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper / pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. more.

How is she so low?

37 Kid Buu Kid Buu
38 Mr. Resetti Mr. Resetti

First he's bothering me in the game, now in real life?!

39 Pyramid Head Pyramid Head
40 Kanye West Kanye West Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching more.

Oh, Hey There, Imma Let You Finish Sorting Your Clothes.

41 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson Brian Hugh Warner, better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician, songwriter, actor, painter, multimedia artist, author, and former music journalist.

Despite some of his awkward looks, I love him so I wouldn't have a problem with him.

42 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

I'd tape his head to the toilet!

Where's Hillary Clinton?

43 Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler (Who is now known as Christine Weston Chandler), best known as Chris-chan, is an Autistic man who is the creator of the infamous webcomic Sonichu. He was discovered by trolls in 2007, which lead to him retaliating. In 2011, he came out as a tomgirl and started cross-dressing; more.
44 Lucy (Elfen Lied) Lucy (Elfen Lied) Lucy (born as kaede), is a tragic, fictional Japanese Anti-Heroine, and Anti-Villianess, who is the main protagonist of her debut source, a manga officially known as Elfen Lied [alfen leed], written and illustrated by Lynn Okamoto, which was best known for it's T.V. adaptation of the same name, Directed more.
45 Barrack Obama


OH NO! HE'LL OBAMACARE YOU! I seriously don't know what is wrong with you republicans, but obamacare is literally Romneycare but for the whole country. Someone has been watching a little too much Fox News... - username34

46 Michelle Obama Michelle Obama Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama is an American lawyer and writer. She is married to the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, and is the first African-American First Lady of the United States.
47 Barney

Barney, Staci, Hitler, and Chum Chum would be horrid.

48 Fred Fred
49 Sky Does Minecraft
50 Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Ray Cyrus is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. Miley Cyrus's voice is contralto. She became a teen idol starring as the character Miley Stewart in the Disney Channel television series Hannah Montana in 2006. Her father Billy Ray Cyrus also starred in the show.

Aw HELL NO do I want to EVER see her in my closet! 😡

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1. Staci
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Annoying Orange
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3. Dora the Explorer
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