Top Ten People and Characters You Don't Want to Find In Your Closet

The Top Ten
1 Dora the Explorer Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer". Her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend, Boots.

If that EVER happens she will die I will do this to her BOOM RKO RKO TO DORA then throw her out of the house while she is on the floor outside start the car run her over while she is on the flor.

If she ever comes outta my closet. I'm gonna grad her rap her back pack around her neck then hang her.

Stuff Dora with explosives throw her on the road and blow her up Dora the exploder

If she was in my closet. I would throw stuff at her before she says "Jake no throwing".

2 Caillou Caillou, which means "pebble" or "stone" in French, is the self-proclaimed "Prince of Imagination." He is a four-year-old boy who serves as the main protagonist of the TV series and books, both of which share his name. Caillou is bald and is usually seen wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt with a blue cap.

I hate that whiny and bald brat. I don't care how old he is, if he plays with my cars (I like cars) I will kill him.

I would add R.Kelly in here for comedic purposes but I can't seem to figure out how to add items...

Boi I'll kill him and hide his body in the trash pile

3 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.

Hey Hitler can I put this Jewish guy in the closet with you?

We would Nazi him coming until it was too late.

*Crickets*

Should be number 1. I'd rather be annoyed then be killed.

"oh hey Hitler can you hand me some clothes please? "

4 Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen

I don't think I want a 7.2 foot man. Coming outta my
Closet and murdering me.

If you see slenderman, kick him in the nuts

Due to having no face...he isn't very scary

5 Barney the Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.

If I ever see Barney in my closet I will use my hanger and whip him to death.

Oh Great, You Found a Picture, Now I'm Going to Have Nightmares Tonight

We shall kill this retarded dinosaur, who's with me?

I'm dying of laughter and crying because it's true

6 Mr. Krabs Eugene H. Krabs, or simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

I'll be happy and both of us will talk how we love money.

I wouldn't want him touching MY Money!

Well he'd actually be small.

He is evil these days.

7 Staci

*Staci comes out of the closet, hearing me talk about F1*
Staci: My great great uncle Bernie invented F1 Racing!
Me: Yeah, he didn't.
*I punch Staci in the stomach*

Let me guess the one from total drama

She is SO annoying!

8 A Registered Sex Offender
9 Annoying Orange

ARE YOU KIDDING I'd love to find him in my wardrobe I'd act anoying with him I'd hug hi he'd be my pet

10 Bill Cosby William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author.

He is most famous for his contribution to the TV show "The Cosby Show," which he produced and starred in. His other works include "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids," "Kids Say the Darndest Things," and "I Spy," among others.

Over 60 women have accused him of sexual assault. These charges include rape, date... read more

Imagine you open your closet one night, and Bill Cosby is standing there and goes "Skiddly-bop-bop! "

He Would Unfortunately Have A 41st Rape Victim

The Contenders
11 Chum Chum
12 Sanjay Sanjay is one of the 2 main characters starring in the Nickelodoen show "Sanjay & Craig". Sanjay is an Indian boy who is usually around with Craig, a talking snake who is acquainted with Sanjay.

These Are the most disgusting cartoon characters.
Since Fanboy and Chum Chum.

13 Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in Hollywood, Norris trained celebrities in martial arts. Norris went on to appear in a minor role in the spy film The Wrecking Crew (1969). Friend and fellow martial artist Bruce Lee invited him to play one of the main villains in Way of the Dragon (1972). While Norris continued acting, friend and student Steve McQueen suggested him to take it seriously. Norris took the starring role in the ...read more.

I definitely DO want to find Chuck Norris in my closet, as he would immediately crush Slenderman or nay other bad guy who dared to show his/her/its face.

He can help me get my purple belt

14 Flowey The Flower Flowey is a flower in the RPG Undertale. He is the first character you meet, and also your best friend.
15 Fanboy

These guys are disgusting as heck. Who ever though kids would watch a crap show like this.

Is he starving?

16 Chara (Undertale) Chara is a character in the game Undertale by Toby "Radiation" Fox who is one of the seven people to fall to the Underground prior to the fall of the player character. Their name can be changed by the player and will be assumed as the player character, until the Pacifist Route when Asriel asks for the ...read more.
17 Gary Oak Gary oak appeared in the anime series in seasons 1-5 . He was ash's rival and childhood friend . Though they had a dispute once they fought over a rusty pokeball they wanted for luck, which broke after they fought over it . Gary was the grandson of professor oak . He had cheerleaders & his own car. There where a lot of things he did to irritate ash, such as write things addressing ash, to picking on him . After he lost to ash at the Johto league, he decided to be a Pokemon researcher ... even though he always beat ash afterwords when they battled . So he wasn't ash's rival anymore, and they were a lot friendlier around each other . Gary even gave ash the other half of the pokeball at some point ...read more.

My god I hate Gary oak all he ever does is be a jerk.
I could beat him in a Pokemon battle easily.

18 Flower (Battle for Dream Island)

I want to see her in my closet so I can cut her arms off, pull her petals off, break her neck, and through into a bush full of roses
From,
Pen from bfdi

19 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

I would throw up!

20 SammyClassicSonicFan Samuel "Sammy" Thomas (born October 31, 1998), known online as SammyClassicSonicFan or TheSammyClassicSonicFan, and formerly The Imperishable Sammy Zenith!, is an American YouTuber, best known for his past rants on video games and their associated communities.

Don't want him being "" annoying

21 Shrek Shrek is a fictional ogre and titular character of the Shrek franchise. He debuted in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. He is voiced by Mike Myers.

Who wouldn't want a sexy green onion in their closest?

When SMl already ruined him by turning him into a cheesecake eating monster

22 Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear (originally known as Freddybear, as seen in the Kickstarter) is one of four main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's, who later appear as variations in the succeeding games.

If I found Him or Any of the other animatronics in my closet (or anywhere else), I would scream bloody murder and call 9-1-1 immediately.

I can't believe this This isn't in the top 10 worst. I would get scared of slender but I would be a lot MORE SCARED to see Freddy fazbear or any of the animatronics.

-Tyler

Your friend

He's cool like me I'm a demon so is he

23 Laughing Jack Laughing Jack is the titular main antagonist of the Creepypasta story of the same name. He is a sadistic killer clown who was originally an imaginary friend to a little boy. That is until the boy forgot about him. Follow his story through being made, forgotten, and becoming a sadistic killer clown, who now seeks to murder young children.

Who wants to see a killer clown?

24 Amalgamates (Undertale) Amalgamates are a group of characters in the video game "Undertale." They are created through experiments combining different creatures and objects, resulting in bizarre and unsettling forms. The Amalgamates are a reflection of the game's themes of compassion and the consequences of scientific manipulation. Their presence adds a haunting atmosphere to the game's underground world.

What's scarier than a dog combined with 16 other dogs?

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