Top Ten People Who Could Beat Up Justin Bieber


The Top Ten

1 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

It finally reached number 1! Now Chuck Norris is gonna Roundhouse kick Bieber! - nintendofan126

He would kick Justin Bieber in the face and keep kicking him until he dies. - Catacorn

If this Reaches Number one. Chuck Norris will round house kick JB. - nintendofan126

Good I'm Walker, Texas Ranger - bobbythebrony

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2 Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain was born February 20, 1967, in Aberdeen, Washington. In 1988, he started the grunge band Nirvana. He was a talented yet troubled grunge performer. Kurt Cobain became a rock legend in the 1990s with his band. He committed suicide at his Seattle home in 1994.

He could, should, and would - Co0lk1d25

Kurt should kick JBs sorry ass till it is no more

Kurt Vs Bieber

Kurt Punches Bieber In The Face And Bieber Dies.


Instead Covain commit suicide,he should give the shotgun and blow Bieber's head anyway.

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3 John Lennon John Lennon John Winston Ono Lennon, MBE was an English singer and songwriter who rose to worldwide fame as a co-founder of the Beatles, the most commercially successful band in the history of popular music. He was assassinated by Mark David Chapman on December 8, 1980 at age 40.

Yaaas he would win big time! - BubbleBear01

4 Bruce Lee Bruce Lee Bruce Lee was a Hong Kong American martial artist, action film actor, martial arts instructor, philosopher, filmmaker, and the founder of Jeet Kune Do.

Bruce Lee could take him down, no problem. He kicked everyone else's butt, so he can definitely take down this joker!

He could kill him in a half a second nobody will know

Bruce Lee is a superhuman. If he was alive he could kill anyone on this list so he should be number 1

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5 Darth Vader Darth Vader Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving more.

Darth Vader is too awesome to go within a hundred miles from Justin Bieber. - RockFashionista

Justin Bieber would piss his pants if he saw this bada**. - Therandom

He could chop h Justin bever by strangling him with his force then slash him with a light Saber

6 Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Joseph Jackson was an American singer, dancer, and songwriter born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana and passed away on June 25, 2009. He donated (at least) a remarkable 500,000,000 dollars to charity. Michael is also known as The King of Pop (a title given to him by Elizabeth Taylor) or under more.

Michael Jackson would beat up Justin Bieber for insulting the whole entire music industry! - HeavyDonkeyKong

He would definitely win

If he was alive

He'll do the smooth criminal to kill him

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7 Ty Lawson
8 PositronWildhawk

I'll happily go flying twist-kick on his ass when I see him. - PositronWildhawk

I don't think we shall even see Justin's bones if this happens - Toucan

All of the top tenner said would watch while eating popcorn. - AnonymousChick

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9 Kenneth Faried
10 Axl Rose Axl Rose William Bruce Rose Jr., better known as 'Axl Rose', is an American singer born on February 6, 1962, in Lafayette, Indiana. He Is the founder and lead singer of the hard rock band Guns N' Roses. He is a celebrated but controversial figure in the world of rock.

The Contenders

11 Britgirl

Who put this sweet, kind, and loving girl on here? You think she would actually beat someone up? I highly doubt it. - letdot52

She is those qualities, I admit, but not a softy, and she could crush Justin under her foot with ease. - PositronWildhawk

No I wouldn't touch him with Justin Bieber's hands. And besides, I've just had my nails done :P - Britgirl

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12 Khalil Mack Khalil Mack Khalil Mack is an American football defensive end and outside linebacker for the Oakland Raiders of the National Football League.
13 Beethoven Beethoven Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist. A crucial figure in the transition between the Classical and Romantic eras in Western art music, he remains one of the most famous and influential of all composers. His best-known compositions include 9 symphonies, 5 piano concertos, 1 violin concerto, more.

Actually, he already passed away, but this would be fun to watch. - EpicJake

Beethoven's epic Organ playing will destroy Justin Beaver and his girly voice. - Catacorn

Laugh out loud he would bury JB alive! - Fan_of_Good_Music

If you watch epic rap battle of history,there's one that's Beethoven vs. Justin Bieber,once again,this music genius won. - SamuiNeko

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14 Justin Tuck
15 Megadeth Band Members

Dave Mustaine would break down Bieber's ass. - Freekissh

16 Brock Lesnar Brock Lesnar Brock Edward Lesnar is an American professional wrestler and former amateur wrestler, professional American football player, and mixed martial artist who is currently signed to WWE. V 1 Comment
17 A Child
18 Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold Steve Austin Steve Austin (born Steven James Anderson on December 18, 1964, later Steven James Williams), better known by his ring name "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, is an American actor, media personality, producer, and retired professional wrestler who is signed to a legends contract for WWE. more.
19 Goku Goku Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He had many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability. more.

Goku beat Justin more than Frieza

Bro it's goku

20 Amari Cooper Amari Cooper Amari Cooper is an American football wide receiver for the Oakland Raiders of the National Football League. Cooper was drafted 4th overall to the Oakland Raiders.
21 Jimi Hendrix Jimi Hendrix Jimi Hendrix (born November 27, 1942 - September 18, 1970) was an American rock guitarist, singer, and songwriter . Although his mainstream career spanned only four years, he is widely regarded as one of the most influential electric guitarists in the history of popular music, and one of the most celebrated more.
22 Metallica Band Members

Metallica Will Destroy Justin Bieber. - EpicJake

23 Vince McMahon Vince McMahon Vincent Kennedy "Vince" McMahon is an American professional wrestling promoter, former announcer, commentator, film producer, actor, and retired professional wrestler.
24 Slash Slash Saul Hudson, known professionally as Slash, is a British-American musician and songwriter. He is best known as the lead guitarist of the American hard rock band Guns N' Roses, with whom he achieved worldwide success in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

So you mean slash from tmnt

25 Jimmy Page Jimmy Page James Patrick Page is an English musician, songwriter, and record producer who achieved international success as the guitarist and founder of the rock band Led Zeppelin.
26 Anne Frank Anne Frank

I can totally imagine bibber getting his weak ass by a little girl

27 Drake Bell Drake Bell
28 Jason Voorhees Jason Voorhees Jason Voorhees is a character from the Friday the 13th series. He first appeared in Friday the 13th as the young son of camp cook-turned-murderer, Mrs. Voorhees.

Make this a movie

There is a Freddy vs Jason now there should be a Jason vs Justin. I think we all know who the winner would be.

29 Hulk Hulk The Hulk is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, and first appeared in The Incredible Hulk #1.
30 Wilson Chandler
31 Derek Carr Derek Carr Derek Dallas Carr is an American football quarterback for the Oakland Raiders of the National Football League.
32 Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Alice Cooper is an American singer, songwriter, musician and occasional actor whose career spans over five decades.

Another person who is stronger, cooler and better looking with better music.

33 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.

He could pass a government act to get JB out of his country, and if he can do that, America still won't forgive him. - PositronWildhawk

34 Undertaker Undertaker Mark William Calaway (born March 24, 1965), better known by his ring name The Undertaker, is an American semi-retired professional wrestler currently signed to WWE, where he has worked since 1990, making him the company's longest tenured in-ring performer . Calaway began his wrestling career with World more.
35 Members of Led Zeppelin
36 Mozart Mozart Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, baptised as Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart, was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical era, born in Salzburg.
37 AC/DC Band Members
38 Kane Kane Glenn Thomas Jacobs is an American professional wrestler, insurer, and actor. He works for WWE, and is best known by his ring name Kane.
39 Clayton Kershaw Clayton Kershaw Clayton Edward Kershaw is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers of Major League Baseball.
40 Selena Gomez Selena Gomez Selena Marie Gomez is an American actress and singer. She is best known for songs like "Come & Get It", "Good For You", "Same Old Love", and "Naturally". Selena Gomez's voice is mezzo-soprano but she usually sing in alto.

For cheating on her!... Right?!? - HeavyDonkeyKong

Yes, Heavy. But Justin Bieber seems to want to beat up Selena Gomez in an even worse way Chris Brown beat up Rihanna! >:(

41 Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

He would kill him in his sleep.

42 Trent Richardson Trent Richardson
43 Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger is an Austrian-American actor, filmmaker, businessman, investor, author, philanthropist, activist, former professional bodybuilder and former politician.
44 Vic Dibitetto

You should definitely check out his three Justin Bieber rants. They're really worth checking out. Go watch them right now. Any person who hates Bieber's guts will love them.

45 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce more.

Eminem could rap Justin to death. - letdot52

True. Well, it's true anyway- Justin can't rap but Eminem can.

He could beat he crap out of him

He punched Justin Bieiber

46 Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson Brian Hugh Warner, better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician, songwriter, actor, painter, multimedia artist, author, and former music journalist.

This I love to see. " Put Justin Bieber and Marilyn Manson in the ring. Ding Ding! Marilyn Manson wins"

Marilyn Manson could kick Justin Bieber's whiny ass any day. And it would be no contest.

Marilyn could beat him up easily. Marilyn ROCKS, Justin SUCKS!

Manson would probably would scare the living life out of that Whiny ass JB

47 Beatles Fans

How hypocritical is it when Justin Bieber said that The Beatles were crap, but he does a cover of one of the Beatles' greatest songs, Let It Be?

48 Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr., known professionally as Snoop Dogg, is an American rapper and actor from Long Beach, California.
49 Paul McCartney Paul McCartney Sir James Paul McCartney is an English singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and composer . With John Lennon, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr, he gained worldwide fame with the rock band the Beatles, one of the most popular and influential groups in the history of pop and rock music .
50 Light Yagami Light Yagami Light Yagami is a fictional character and the protagonist of the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.

Justin Bieber can I have your autograph to put on this death note soy out could die in 40 seconds

The best thing is that Bieber has done enough that he could've made it on Kira's list

"I take this potato chip, AND EAT IT! " *Misa stalking him from a distance* "Yeah! Eat it in his face, Light! "

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