1 Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem, Palestine. He was born to Mary, as the bible says "she was found with child of the Holy Ghost" (Matthew 1:18). He was both man and God (John 20:28). According to the bible He is God alone (Deuteronomy 6:4). ...read more.
What the? A religious figure on this list? - Neonco31
Seriously, this Donald Trump crap is starting to make me pull my hair now. - Mumbizz01
How would jesus get elected...?
He’s a religious figure and not from the US - Randomator
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2 Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Gail Winfrey is an American media proprietor, talk show host, actress, producer, and philanthropist.
You get a better America! You get a better America! YOU ALL GET A BETTER AMERICA!
Like I said below, talk show actors can't be presidents, unless they have a good political career. - Swellow
Buddy, if you don't like inexperienced presidents, you might wanna avoid the news or any form of media for that matter. - GrimmShady
Tupac Amaru Shakur, also known as 2Pac, was an American rapper and actor born on June 16, 1971 in East Harlem, New York. Tupac sold over 75 million records worldwide and has been referred to in multiple major publications such as Rolling Stone as one of the greatest music artists of all time. 2Pac was ...read more.
If you voted for him knowing about his sexual conviction case, and then claim Trump is misogynist, please go away. You're not helping anything. - Mrveteran
Tupac is a good person
He's dead - creed99
4 Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper / pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.
I'd rather have a rock for president.
NO NO NO! She will broadcast her "Anaconda" music on radios and legalize twerking. You don't want that! - Neonco31
Not eligible, she is not a native-born citizen of the US.
*Coughs* NOPE. - CaptainMowzker
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5 Hillary Clinton
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician and a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in the 2016 election.
Trump may be controversial, but Clinton is legitimately corrupt. In bed with pretty much every big bank, corporation and Gulf Nation, and her history of letting rapists off scot free makes her as bent as you can get. - Mrveteran
Go to Youtube and use search words "Clinton talks like Trump", and you will see speeches done previously where both Bill and Hillary say the exact same things that Trump is saying now, including building a wall and deporting illegal aliens.
Ironically, she is the only person on this list who would NOT be a better choice than Donald Trump.
Are you kidding me? She’s way worse - Randomator
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6 Ellen DeGeneres
She would definitely make a good president more than Donald Trump I am a Ellen supporter
Talk show actors can't be the presidents... - Swellow
She might be
Seán William McLoughlin, better known by his online pseudonym Jacksepticeye, is an Irish YouTube personality, known primarily for his comedic Let's Play series and vlogs.
I really hope this list is a joke...
Because we need a moronic douchebag who does nothing but scream into a microphone playing crappy games to be the president. Great logic. - Swellow
Jack is irish, but still. Jacksepticeye for president!
What is a YT vlogger doing here? - Neonco31
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8 Haruhi Fujioka
Yes, we need an anime character as president. - Therandom
What's wrong with liking anime? Do you even watch ouran highschool host club? - Nickiminaj4life
...You're kidding me, right? - Swellow
Or someone who doesn't have common sense to determine the different between fiction and reality. - Swellow
How does Ouran High school host club have to do with politics?
Roger Rabbit is a hoax, so get out - Maddox121
9 Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.
Not eligible, he has already served the maximum allowable term.
Would love him again if he could - Swiftdawn
No way. If he was a good president, he would've declared war on ISIS.
Thankfully he can’t because he already served his 2 terms - Randomator
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10 Marilyn Manson
Brian Hugh Warner, better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician, songwriter, actor, painter, multimedia artist, author, and former music journalist.
This guy would make a great president. He's not a bad guy, despite his music, and he's very nice and very smart in real life. I have a lot of respect for hm.
He is still insane - Nickiminaj4life
"You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don't you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? Why I'am president, that's the first rule I will institute."-Marilyn Manson
It depends on the paint I like him with the face paint
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? Marco Rubio
Marco Antonio Rubio is an American politician and attorney, and the junior United States Senator from Florida.
11 Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley was a American musician and actor. Known as "The King" He was mostly known for his number 1 singles including "Heartbreak Hotel" "Hound Dog" "Jailhouse Rock" "Love me Tender" Elvis debuted in the movie "Love me Tender" and focused less on his music and continued that way. ...read more.
Spoiler alert: he's dead
I'm know. I was babysitting my sister. So my 7 year old sister really wanted to help. Give me a break. - Nickiminaj4life
It's sad he died. - 906389
Back from the grave?
Umm he dead :,(
12 Will Smith
Willard Carroll "Will" Smith, Jr. born September 25, 1968, is an American actor, comedian, producer, rapper, and songwriter. He is best known for his acting career overall. He has been in many popular movies including, but are not limited to, the Men in Black lineup, Pursuit of Happyness, I am legend, ...read more.
Fresh president of America - Nickiminaj4life
I am a Will supporter
Why is this here
13 Bernie Sanders
Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.
*barf sorry... never *barf... NO WAY! HE SUPPORTS TRUMP *bleh - Swiftdawn
I wish the 2016 Election was between Sanders and Cruz it would've been far more interesting then Donald McDumbass and Hillary Warton in my opinion.
No thanks - Randomator
14 Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande-Butera, known professionally as Ariana Grande, is an American singer and actress. She was born on June 26th 1993 in Boca Raton, Florida to Joan Grande and Edward Butera. She is best known for her role as Cat Valentine on the Nickelodeon sitcom Victorious and its spin-off show Sam & Cat. ...read more.
I think she is smart and would make a good president
Not a huge fan of her, but WAY more qualified than that dirtbag!
15 Tommy Wiseau
Tommy Wiseau is a director, screenwriter, producer, and actor based in the United States . He is best known for The Room, which has been described by many critics as "one of the worst movies ever made" and has gained cult film status .
oh hi mark - ChristoPranks
16 Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Sebastian Atkinson, is an English actor, comedian, and screenwriter best known for his work on the sitcoms Blackadder and Mr.Bean
Man, if Mr. Bean was president, America would collapse.
17 Herman Cain
18 Zach Galifianakis
19 Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln was the 16th President of the United States, serving from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865. Lincoln led the United States its bloodiest war and its greatest moral, constitutional, and political crisis.
I wish he was alive
If only he was alive again - Neonco31
If only... - Swiftdawn
20 Steve Buscemi
21 Joe Biden
Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr. is an American politician who was the 47th Vice President of the United States, jointly elected twice with President Barack Obama, and in office from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, Biden represented Delaware as a United States Senator from 1973 until ...read more.
Here's the funny thing; Joe Biden would have easily beaten Trump, but the radical lefties insisted on the coronation of Queen Hillary, against the better judgment of everybody who know anything about electioneering. Truth hurts, ouch.
Yeah - JolteonIsAwesome
22 Nostalgia Critic
Nostalgia Critic is an American web series created, written, edited, directed and performed by Doug Walker.
23 Minato Namikaze
Minato Namikaze was the fourth Hokage of Village Hidden in the Leafs and the man responsible for sealing the nine-tailed demon fox inside Naruto Uzumaki when he was born. Doing so cost him his life, and before dying he asked that the villagers not see Naruto as the monster within him, instead wanting ...read more.
24 Usain Bolt
Usain St. Leo Bolt is a Jamaican sprinter. Regarded as the fastest person ever timed, he is the first man to hold both the 100 metres and 200 metres world records since fully automatic time measurements became mandatory in 1977. Along with his teammates, he also set the world record in the 4×100 metres ...read more.
25 Kanye West
Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching ...read more.
He is way better than trump the dump. I'm a Kanye supportear
26 Selena Gomez
Selena Marie Gomez is an American actress and singer. She is best known for songs like "Come & Get It", "Good For You", "Same Old Love", and "Naturally". Selena Gomez's voice is mezzo-soprano but she usually sings in alto. She is best known for her role as Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place.
27 Fred Durst
William Frederick "Fred" Durst is an American musician and film director. Durst is best known as the vocalist of the nu metal band Limp Bizkit, formed in 1994, with whom he has released six studio albums.
This guy's more likely to start a war with a country then to prevent one
28 Theodore Roosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt was an American statesman, author, explorer, soldier, naturalist, and reformer who served as the 26th President of the United States from 1901 to 1909. As a leader of the Republican Party during this time, he became a driving force for the Progressive Era in the United States in the ...read more.
True, but he's gone now. Only if you're smart enough to reanimate his dead body and have a zombie for president.
29 George Fisher
George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher is an American extreme metal vocalist for the American death metal band Cannibal Corpse and the lesser-known melodic death metal band Paths of Possession.
He would make a great president! Also, LETS HAVE CONCERTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
30 Iris Chacon
31 Condoleezza Rice
Actually would be a very good choice, better than anyone currently on the ballot.
Way better than Hillary, that's for sure.
32 Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper is an American singer, songwriter, musician and occasional actor whose career spans over five decades.
33 Dave Mustaine
David Scott "Dave" Mustaine (born September 13, 1961) is an American musician, singer, songwriter, actor and author. Mustaine is best known as a pioneer in Thrash Metal, being the former lead guitarist of Metallica before his dismissal in 1983, leading to finding and becoming the front man of his own ...read more.
Megadeth's a political band so he would be a great president.
34 Fidel Castro
Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, known as Fidel Castro, was a Cuban politician and revolutionary who governed the Republic of Cuba as Prime Minister from 1959 to 1976 and then as President from 1976 to 2008. Politically a Marxist–Leninist and Cuban nationalist, he also served as the First Secretary of ...read more.
35 Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne Douglas Johnson, also known by his ring name The Rock, is an American and Canadian actor, producer and semi-retired professional wrestler, signed with WWE.
HOW THE HELL IS RUSTY PHALLIC AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST INSTEAD OF THE TOP 5S ON THIS LIST?! >8( - The Ultimate Daredevil, referring to Dwayne Johnson when he said Rusty Phallic
37 Miley Cyrus
Miley Ray Cyrus is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. Miley Cyrus's voice is contralto. She became a teen idol starring as the character Miley Stewart in the Disney Channel television series Hannah Montana in 2006. Her father Billy Ray Cyrus also starred in the show.
38 Bill Gates
William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, better known by his online alias PewDiePie, is a Swedish web-based comedian and video producer, best known for his Let's Play commentaries and vlogs on YouTube. He is known for being the most subscribed-to YouTuber on the website, earning over 60 million subscribers. ...read more.
No. Stop, please. We don't need any more idiots like him ruining our already terrible country. - KianaLexi
He can't. He's Swedish - Neonco31
It's time to STOP. - Swellow
Wow. Just no. - Nickiminaj4life
40 Juan Gabriel
41 Jennifer Gonzalez
42 George Bush
43 Mary Jo Buttafuoco
44 Kirk Cameron
45 Kyle Kulinski
46 Shane Dawson
47 Bartolo Colon
48 Vincent Price
Vincent Leonard Price, Jr. was an American actor, well known for his distinctive voice and performances in horror films.
49 Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was born on December 3, 1948. He is also known as ''The Prince of Darkness''. Ozzy is an English singer, songwriter, and television personality. He rose to prominence in the early 1970s as the lead vocalist of the band Black Sabbath. Osbourne was fired from Black Sabbath ...read more.
50 Glenn Danzig