1 Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
He's actually helping! - Maddox121
Our country will do so much better now - Spicygarlic
Ok, the man's an imbecile but if Killary had been elected it's quite possible that the war would already be over and either I wouldn't be writing this or you wouldn't be reading it.
...Really? - Anx10U5
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2 Bernie Sanders
Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.
Barely. He's bad too. - Therandom
Feel the Bern
Feel the Bern
No - Neonco31
3 Justin Bieber
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
Half the people on this list have no political experience. - Therandom
In what way would this jackass make a good president? Justin Bieber for president- HELL NO!
Where's Paris Hilton
Most do therandom - FerrariDude64
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4 Tom Brady
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady, Jr., is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League. Brady is known for being the only quarterback in history to win 6 Super Bowls, and is often considered one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Brady is also frequently ...read more.
5 Barry Sanders
Barry Sanders is a former American football running back who spent his entire professional career with the Detroit Lions of the National Football League.
One of the only accurate ones - Zehmysticboi
It's Bernie not barry
He's a football player, but yeah I put barry instead of bernie... Lol! - FerrariDude64
6 Marco Rubio
Marco Antonio Rubio is an American politician and attorney, and the junior United States Senator from Florida.
He is way better
7 Kanye West
Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching ...read more.
No. He's almost as bad as Donald troll, and just as stupid
Well considering he's running in 4 years. - Brobusky
Just No! - Neonco31
8 Kevin Costner
9 Angry Video Game Nerd
James Duncan Rolfe is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, film and video game critic, and internet personality, best known for starring in the web television series The Angry Video Game Nerd, a joint production of Rolfe's Cinemassacre Productions, GameTrailers, and ScrewAttack.
This would be SO FUNNY!
10 Kim Kardashian
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
If she is elected, Bill Clinton would be calling in every favor he could in order to just hang around the White House all the time.
She will probably be Donald Trump's Vice President if he becomes President, which I think he has a 9% chance of winning.
Brainless, talentless, 95% plastic skank
She would be worse than bieber - ikerevievs
11 Denis Leary
12 Jon Stewart
13 Nostalgia Critic
Nostalgia Critic is an American web series created, written, edited, directed and performed by Doug Walker.
Scrap that, he'd be much better than trump. - Spicygarlic
14 Lionel Messi
Lionel Andrés "Leo" Messi is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for Spanish club Barcelona. He is also known as one of the greatest football players of all time. He was born in Rosario, Argentina on June 24th, 1987.
He is not from here
15 Ozzy Osbourne
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was born on December 3, 1948. He is also known as ''The Prince of Darkness''. Ozzy is an English singer, songwriter, and television personality. He rose to prominence in the early 1970s as the lead vocalist of the band Black Sabbath. Osbourne was fired from Black Sabbath ...read more.
Ozzy can't actually be president because he's British, but I would love it if he could. He's so awesome! OZZY FOR PRESIDENT!
Aubrey Drake Graham, known professionally as Drake, is a Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor, born on October 24, 1986 in Toronto, Canada. He started his career on Canadian reality show "Degrassi: The Next Generation".
17 Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is an American actor and filmmaker. Cruise has been nominated for three Academy Awards and has won three Golden Globe Awards.
18 Malala Yousafzai
Malala Yousafzai S.St is a Pakistani activist for female education and the youngest-ever Nobel Prize laureate.
If she were American, I would vote for her over these clowns.
She should be votable. Shame that she isn't American. Her, MLK or Gaundi are my choices. - shawnmccaul22
19 Marilyn Manson
Brian Hugh Warner, better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician, songwriter, actor, painter, multimedia artist, author, and former music journalist.
"You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don't you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am president, that's the first rule I will institute."-Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson is very nice and very intelligent. He's not a bad guy, even though some people try to make him out o be. I would love it f he were president!
20 Taylor Swift
Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. She was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania. She is best known for writing break up songs and for having more than 5 Grammys. She became interested in country music when she was around 9 years old and after watching a documentary about ...read more.
Haha watch out, boys
21 Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.
22 Sharon Osbourne
She is one smart woman.
23 Gary Johnson
Gary Earl Johnson is an American businessman, author and politician who served as the 29th Governor of New Mexico from 1995 to 2003 as a member of the Republican Party.
24 Alice Playten
So sad she's not around anymore.
25 Bruce Dickinson
Paul Bruce Dickinson, known professionally as Bruce Dickinson, is an English musician, airline pilot, and broadcaster. He is most well known for being the lead singer in heavy metal band Iron Maiden and his solo career.
26 Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande-Butera, known professionally as Ariana Grande, is an American singer and actress. She was born on June 26th 1993 in Boca Raton, Florida to Joan Grande and Edward Butera. She is best known for her role as Cat Valentine on the Nickelodeon sitcom Victorious and its spin-off show Sam & Cat. ...read more.
Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor, better known by her stage name Lorde, is a New Zealand singer-songwriter.
29 Dave Mustaine
David Scott "Dave" Mustaine (born September 13, 1961) is an American musician, singer, songwriter, actor and author. Mustaine is best known as a pioneer in Thrash Metal, being the former lead guitarist of Metallica before his dismissal in 1983, leading to finding and becoming the front man of his own ...read more.
30 Ben Carson
Benjamin Solomon "Ben" Carson, Sr. is a retired American neurosurgeon and former candidate for President of the United States.
31 Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Charles Rodgers is an American football quarterback for the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League.
Give him a decent offensive line, and he can accomplish anything; win the Super Bowl, run the country- anything!
32 Paul Ryan
Paul Davis Ryan Jr. is an American politician serving as the 54th Speaker of the United States House of Representatives since 2015.
33 Ted Cruz
Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz is an American politician and attorney serving as the junior United States Senator from Texas since 2013. He was a candidate for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.
Cruz was the best candidate
Cruz is my waifu. - BrideiMacBella
34 Jeb Bush
John Ellis "Jeb" Bush is an American businessman and politician who served as the 43rd Governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007.
35 Gabe Newell
Gabe Logan Newell, commonly known by his nickname Gaben, is an American computer programmer and businessman best known as the co-founder of the video game development and digital distribution company Valve Corporation.
36 Katy Perry
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, professionally known by her stage name Katy Perry, was born on October 25, 1984 in Santa Barbara, California. She is a singer, songwriter, actress and an ambassador on one of the most popular companies of now, UNICEF. ...read more.
She voted for Hillary, so no.
37 Sammy Harbors
He will force everyone to like Sonic and to like classic games. He will ban all first person shooters.
38 Corey Taylor
Corey Todd Taylor was born in December 8, 1973. He is an American musician, author, and actor best known as the lead singer and lyricist of the Nu-metal band Slipknot and hard rock/alternative metal band Stone Sour.
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (born October 24, 1989), better known by his online alias PewDiePie, is a Swedish web-based comedian video producer, and commentary channel. He is best known for his Let's Play commentaries and Vlogs on YouTube. He is known for being the most subscribed-to YouTuber on the website, ...read more.
40 Glenn Danzig
Glenn Danzig is an American singer, songwriter, and musician from Lodi, New Jersey. He is the founder of the bands Misfits, Samhain and Danzig. He owns the Evilive record label as well as Verotik, an adult-oriented comic book publishing company.
GLENN FOR PRESIDENT!
41 Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler is an American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and former television music competition judge, best known as the lead singer of the Boston-based rock band Aerosmith, in which he also plays the harmonica, and occasional piano and percussion.
42 Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper is an American singer, songwriter, musician and occasional actor whose career spans over five decades.
Alecia Beth Moore known professionally as P!NK, is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and actress.
44 Vincent Price
Vincent Leonard Price, Jr. was an American actor, well known for his distinctive voice and performances in horror films.
Too bad he's already dead. He was awesome!
45 Benjamin Orr
Benjamin Orzechowski, known as Benjamin Orr, was an American musician best known as a singer, bassist and co-founder of the rock band the Cars.
46 Kenny Wayne Shepherd
47 Joe Perry
Anthony Joseph "Joe" Perry is the lead guitarist, backing and occasional lead vocalist, and contributing songwriter for the American rock band Aerosmith.
48 Billy Drago
49 Johnny Depp
John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II is an American actor, producer, and musician. He has won the Golden Globe Award and Screen Actors Guild Award for Best Actor.
His role in a movie is often rather big. His character is often on the "loopy side" and his character being in a darker state of mind, etc.
50 Jacob Sartorius
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, born October 2, 2002 is an American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on musical.ly and TikTok. In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt", which reached the Hot 100 charts in the United States and Canada.