Top Ten People You Meet at a Metal ConcertSometimes you know what kind of people you meet. Will it be the Elitist or the Average Fan? Lots of them are common.....Maybe. Don't take this to seriously.
So grab a soda and enjoy your day :)
The Top Ten
I wouldn't meet any of these since I never go to metal concerts. - Britgirl
The most annoying concert visitor of all Time!
He only wears stuff from "trve" bands and every other band which has more than 12 Twitter Follow..."WAIT! THAT'S SO UNTRVE!
Trve bands don't use Twitter!
All demos MUST sound terrible!
Every band with more than 3 Fans is a SELL OUT! "
I'm sorry my evil second "Elitist-Me" was typing
that. - CannibalCorpse
I'm a Slayer fan, too, but I don't do this. I find it quite annoying. If you wanna hear a Slayer song what are you doing at a death metal show? Stay home and listen to Slayer. - Metal_Treasure
This is me. Me and my friends yell "SLAAAYYER" at every show. Its basically metal's version of Free Bird - ryanrimmel
"SLAAAYER! " is all he can scream/say.
Even if he ISN'T AT A SLAYER SHOW he wants
to hear a song from Slayer. - CannibalCorpse
His/Her first show. Be nice to them.
Do you remember how awesome it was
to go to your first concert? - CannibalCorpse
Seeing old people in cutoff denim vests is hilarious - ryanrimmel
He met all members of Led Zeppelin,
was at every show from the classic Metalbands.
With his knowledge you could write a whole book.
...and he might say that they (the bands) all were better when
he was younger - CannibalCorpse
I've seen people throw up, and I've had beer spilled on me. The stoners are so much better - ryanrimmel
I've seen that but it has also happened at rock concerts that are not metal, and even at baseball matches. - Metal_Treasure
There is ALWAYS one guy who may had
too much of "Valhallas golden juice".
Drink with responsibility (Seriously! ) - CannibalCorpse
In every concert there's always at least one drunk a**hole who ruins it for everybody - SirSkeletorThe3rd
He learned his moves at a secret
Metal Karate school.
He will hurt you if you mosh near him...Be careful! - CannibalCorpse
Oh... They might hate metal or worse...
THEY LOVE IT!
Why is that worse you ask me?
Imagine your mom yells:"SLAYER! "
at a Black Metal concert and everybody gives her looks and while she's screaming your father is
stagediving..."great show". - CannibalCorpse
Rare but if she's there she loves the band just like
you or she hates metal and is asking herself why she agreed going to a thrash metal show. - CannibalCorpse
This is what you see most of the time. - Metal_Treasure
He drinks one beer/soda,headbangs a little bit
and maybe goes into the pit.
95% people of a show are the average fan. - CannibalCorpse
Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth or even Black Sabbath.
If this guy doesn't get his moshpit...Well,you'll be sorry.
He likes to mosh and he helps everybody to
get up after they fell BUT there's one thing he really hates...THE VIOLENT DANCER! - CannibalCorpse
The fan that really likes pop but hates metal - Jackal2272
And they were never heard from again - bobbythebrony
Really?...hmmm I'm sure they forgot the route, But then...It's easy to know where you're heading when it's a metal concert ahead...You can HEAR it miles before. - Ananya
The Pop Fan:'How are they called? "
The Pop Fan:"They sound terrible! "
You:"...Do you even kn...just listen carefully! " - CannibalCorpse