Top 10 Percy Jackson Quotes

The Top Ten

1 This is a pen

Good observation, Percy

This is only in the movies. I don't like this one

Bravo you know what it is

Yes, well noticed Percy.

2 You hit the lord of the titans with a plastic hair brush

Um... It's A BLUE plastic hairbrush! Not just plastic!

It's a blue plastic hairbrush!

Obviously the best - meowmeow200

well done rachel

3 The end of the world happened when a pegasus landed on my car

Well done Blackjack,announcer of the end of the world

yes - GoBananas1002

4 Seaweed brain

Literally the best nick name for Percy.

It's so true!

One of Annabeth’s best lines

5 The look in her eyes was beyond mad. It was evil.
6 The normal day when, you realize a titan is standing behind you

So great, and honestly so much better than the others to me!

7 Imagine the world in chaos, that is today
8 Pinecone face


9 Death breath
10 Suffering. I love suffering!! Let's do this.

Classical Leo, always trying to lighten the mood.

Team Leo for life!

Leo Valdez, Supersized Mcshizzle. Bad Boy Supreme. "Can we call them Bad Storm Spirits? Because Venti sounds like evil espresso drinks"

Leo you rock!

The Contenders

11 Bob says hello.

This is the SADDEST quote ever

*tear* *tear* saddest quote ever


tears tears tears tears

12 Lets go save some gods
13 Tremble before the horrors of Diet Coke

Like duh it should be number 1.

This should be up higher.

diet coke is terrifying O-O

This brings mr d’s popularity to a whole new level

14 Tell the sun and stars hello for me.

this made me SO sad, I love bob

Oh Bob Oh Bob WHY!

More tears

15 Let's go to the damn snackbar

This should be number 1. I still find it funny today!

This line still makes me laugh when I hear it!

This should be at the top

Dammmmm, this person can’t even write the quote properly. It’s “dam” not “damn.” Oh well, it was so funny when Zoe said this.

16 Spoiler alert! Yeah! Who Died? Who came back? Who's your freakin' supervised Mcshizzle now baby? Woooooooooo!

This should be #1 all time! Team Leo for life!

17 With great power comes the great need to nap.

This is Nico’s ICONIC line. Nobody can forget about this. It was just so funny when Nico told Percy to water him up later. Lol.

18 Even strength has to bow down to wisdom sometimes

Bravery is overrated, what's the point in being brave and charging into battle if you don't have a decent strategy to stop you from getting killed?


Get rekt Ares

19 I try not to interferes with being nuts

True. Same. - GoBananas1002

20 Being a hero doesn't mean you're invincible. It means you brave enough to stand up and do what's needed

Piper is so wise sometimes... so many people don't give her all the credit she deserves... - GoBananas1002

21 She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.
22 Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
23 You drool in your sleep.

OMFG, this is the classical line at the start of the lightning thief. How was this not on here earlier. I had to ADD it on. It should be first. Anyone who doesn’t vote for this is a dishonour to the Percy Jackson fandom and is not a true fan.

24 If there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.
25 I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.
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