Best Peter Griffin Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Hey I was gonna pick at that!

2 Fish food?! That's your weapon! What harm can fish food cause?! Uh Oh. AHHHHH!!

3 I love pancakes love pancakes they make me a happy Peter!

4 A bird bird bird. Bird is the word!

5 Ok, make like Siamese twins and split... Then one of you die

6 Holy crap! Anyone else feel that?

7 Y2K What are you selling chicken or sex jelly?

8 Woah Lois this is not my batman glass

9 Buttscratcher! Buttscracther! Buttscracther!

10 Shut up Meg

The Contenders

11 Women are not people, they are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment

I guess this is why Family Guy is more of a blokes cartoon.

That is very offensive! Not cool!

12 If I was fat, could I do this with a hula hoop?

13 Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.

14 You poop in your dreams you poop for real

15 Omg who the hell cares

Then who the hell cares about Peter Griffin.

16 Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.

That is very sexist and body shaming towards women.

17 I have an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about

18 Lois might be worth a million dollars to you but to me she's worthless

19 Shut up, Meg, you don't matter

20 You know... I always thought that dogs, uh, laid eggs. And today, I learned something

21 How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image

22 We act like we didn't take a lot from the Simpsons. We took a lot from the Simpsons

23 Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up!

24 Meg, who let you back in the house?

25 What color are those red fire trucks?

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