Top Ten Worst Things About Cats

The Top Ten
Violence

Okay, this item is true. Cats do fight a lot, and it's really annoying when they won't leave each other alone.

They Don't Even Like You

Cats are the worst creatures on Earth. They don't care about their owners, they smell like pee, they're ugly as sin, and they scratch innocent people.

Purring
They Won't Protect You

Cats aren't meant to be protectors.

They Aren't Domesticated
They Aren't Playful

Doesn't this come with age? I mean, when my calico was a kitten, she always wanted to play. She's about 11 now and usually just hangs around on the fence.

They Run Away More

But they always return (unless something unfortunate happens to them).

They Bring You Dead Critters

Which just goes to disprove "They don't even like you." The reason they bring you dead critters is that it's their way of showing you how much they care about you.

Gross! I do not want a cat in my house, ever! Bringing dead critters makes me feel sad for the animals. Poor animals!

They are Lazy

Sorry, but I agree because cats mostly just sit around all day, and that's it.

They Come in the Same Shapes, Personalities, and Sizes; Dogs' Breeds Vary

The Newcomers

? They Wreck Your Furniture
? They Aren't Friendly
The Contenders
They are Afraid of Common Things
They Break Things

My cat broke the TV and the flower pot I made in school. I was so angry at him. He jumped on it and broke it. He also broke my mom's candle holder by jumping on a plant and knocking it over.

They Hate Human Beings
They are Stupid
They Aren't Loyal

They don't care about you at all! This is why dogs are better.

They Spread Hair Everywhere

Other animals do too. That's not really a reason to hate them, though, maybe unless you're allergic, as it's a natural thing.

They Poop Too Much
They are Very Fat
They Love Being in Dangerous High Things
They Don't Accept You When You Feed Them

It takes time for cats to accept and trust you.

They Have a Morbid Amusement

Before I moved into my current house as a baby, the previous homeowners had a cat. According to my mom, it stole the owner's used underwear and stuffed it in the tiles of our basement ceiling. We found a lovely surprise after moving in.

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