1 When I started my Youtube channel in 2010, I never imagined that one day it would be the most subscribed channel in the world and that I would be part of such a great community.
2 So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel...
Full Quote: So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel. Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels. Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure, It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side. There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time. It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard, here's one last brofist from the number one in the world...
3 We’re all different but we’re all the same. You just be and you don’t let anyone tell you who you are. You don’t need labels to make yourself feel valuable, you’re better than that.
4 Everyone is entitled to their opinions, even though they’re wrong.
5 Don’t you dare die on me Bob! I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!
6 It's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS!
7 Get used to your past being held against you by the media.
8 Oh man, it was such an amazing day, it was the best day of my life. I know it's so cliche to say that, and whenever I heard other people say it, I'm like, that's cringe.
9 Alright put on panties. I always wanted to do that. Never done that before, I swear. I NEVER WEAR PANTIES! Don't look at me like that.
10 Dropping the news to my parents that I was skipping my ‘dream education’ at Chalmers to sit at home recording videos while playing video games was not easy.
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11 If someone hates your guts, feed it to them if someone loves your guts, they’re probably a zombie.
12 I took a job at the hotdog stand...
Full Quote: I took a job at the hotdog stand, I was the happiest I was at that time because I was finally for the first time in many many years doing what I wanted to do, the fact that I could make videos was so much more important to me that I had to spend a few hours a day doing a job that wasn’t that prestigious.
13 I feel like this game is the product of mixing bath salt with gay porn.
14 Be nice to people. Maybe one day they’ll be rich.
15 Do stupid stuff now, because when you’re older, you’ll actually get in trouble for it.
16 I am now playing as a spinning Japanese viking, SHOOTING LASER BEAMS!
17 My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won’t bring you anywhere in life.
18 That's not funny... YOU EVIL B****ES! THAT IS NOT A FUNNY STORY!
19 Were you talking selfies? I'm sorry to say, but you're very ugly. They're probably not very good selfies...
20 Everyday is a new fresh start... To go straight back to bed.
21 Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore.
22 Life is too short to focus on the things you hate, focus on what you love instead.
23 What I and other YouTubers do is a very different thing; it’s almost like hanging around and watching your pal play games.
24 Nothing is easier if you’re an idiot.
25 If you ain't flap before you ain't flap before.