Top 10 Phallic Foods


The Top Ten

1 Sausage Sausage

Also a classic, and part of a hot dog. - Extractinator04

2 Hot Dogs Hot Dogs

The classic. - Extractinator04

3 Banana Banana

Also commonly known. Besides, buying them comes with a free condom! - Extractinator04

4 Carrot Carrot

I so regret biting these so hard. - Extractinator04

5 Corn Dog Corn Dog

A sausage covered in cornmeal. And generally referred as the food version of a cock. - Extractinator04

6 Churchkhela Churchkhela

You have never heard of it, and neither have I. It is a Russian candy made by sewing a rope of nuts (not the testicles, though) and dipping it in blueberry must, flour, and your tears. And you get a melting dong. - Extractinator04

7 Geoduck Geoduck

Geoducks are aquatic animals, not only those there name sound like a cross between Geodude and Psyduck, but it also looks like a demon dick. - Extractinator04

8 Chili Pepper Chili Pepper

Maybe these should be called "sexy veggies"? Because seriously, some of these even grow to look like dicks! - Extractinator04

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