Top Ten Philosoraptor Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 If Guns Don't Kill People People Kill People, Does That Mean Toast Toast Toast
2 Wouldn't It Be Ironic To Die In The Living Room
3 If A Turtle Loses Its Shell, Is He Naked Or Homeless
4 If Rihanna "Likes The Way It Hurts", Why Did She Leave Chris Brown
5 If Dentists Make Their Money From Unhealthy Teeth, Why Would I Trust A Product 4/5 Of Them Recommend
6 When Two Left-Handers Are Having A Argument, Who Is Right
7 If I Wrestled Sarah Jessica Parker, Would It Be Called Horseplay
8 If A Movie About Morgan Freeman Was Made, Who Would Narrate It
9 If An Escalator Breaks Down, Does It Become Stairs
10 If A Watermelon Is Seedless, Wouldn't That Make It A Vegetable

The Contenders

11 If an Illegal Immigrant Fought a Child Molester, Would It Be Alien vs. Predator
12 If You Put Lil Wayne and Lil Jon Together, Would You Have a Full Size John Wayne

I guess you could say it's a Lil John Wayne!

13 Why is Satan Evil, If He Punishes the Evil
14 If Vegetarians Love Animals So Much, Why Do They Eat All Their Food?
15 If Europe Uses Euros, Shouldn't Africa Use Afros?
16 If Someone Has Sex In an Airplane, Would It Count As Giving a Flying F**k?
17 Getting Stoned Means You Think You Can't Do Things but You Can, Getting Drunk Makes You Think You Can Do Things but You Can't?
18 If Older Women Who Like Younger Men are Called Cougars, are Older Men Who Like Younger Girls Called Tygas?
19 If God Doesn't Want Men to Masturbate, Why Didn't He Make Our Arms Shorter?
20 Why Did They Name It Final Fantasy, If They Were Gonna Make Sequels of It?
21 If We Are Made in the Image of God, Are We God's Selfies?
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3. If A Turtle Loses Its Shell, Is He Naked Or Homeless
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