Best Phoebe Buffay Quotes from Friends

The Top Ten

1 [sings] Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat. Smelly cat. It’s not your fault!

Reminds me of the time I stayed in a friend's apartment for a vacation and we had to look after an actual smelly cat. - SourNote2014

It's about one of the most random ideas for a song. Like most of them. - PositronWildhawk


2 Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches
3 Remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were cameron diaz! Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
4 Okay but if you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!
5 Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And I hate central perk!
6 Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.

She's a real badass. - SourNote2014

7 Oh, sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!

Yes because the people who made mockolate work with shadow co.

8 Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes...
9 I may play the fool at times but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit
10 Yeah, well I had to learn, I was staying at the Y and some of the young men weren’t acting Christian enough.

The Contenders

11 My God, it's like watching porn!
12 Sometimes men love women...
13 You think he is emotionally unavailable?
14 I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed
15 When I play, I play for me! - I don't need your charity!
16 Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
17 They don't know that we know they know we know

Just one of those quotes that get stuck in your head should be higher

Loved it

18 It's like, you know: Hey, welcome home from the hospital. Thud.

She watched 'Charlotte's Web'. - SourNote2014

19 Damn it woman pull yourself together! Have some pride for the love of god!
20 Oh look! Ugly naked guy......
21 What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you?

It's Ross, nobody knows what's wrong with him.

22 Ross could you throw up these flyers for me. No daemon daemon!

When Ross tried to whiten his teeth it was more like he used paint instead of gel.

23 What he stabbed me first?!!!
24 Raaaacheeelllllllll!!!
25 If a kid gets straight A's his parents would say yeah he pulled a Monica. Or if a fireman saves a baby they'd say yeah no he pulled a Monica. Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer would say yeah that one's outta here. Cause some things don't change.
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