Top 10 Phony Reasons to Murder Justin Bieber

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The Top Ten

1 He ate an apple instead of eating a banana

Justin BEIBER TOLD US THAT HE WAS GOING ON A APPLE FREE DIET THAN HE MADE A YouTube VIDEO CALLED "EATING A BANANA! " AND THEN HE ATE AN APPLE! Justin! BEIBER IS A-Technical Difficulties- - Ihaskitty1234

2 He called Jurassic Park "The Worst Anime Ever" V 1 Comment
3 He wished that Joseph Stalin was Belieber

This were his exact words. "Swag Joseph Swag Stalin Swag should've Swag been Swag a Swag Beleiber Swag cause Swag Swag Swag Swag." He was arrested for Drug Charges, and Swaggy pills were officially illegal in all countries. - Ihaskitty1234

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4 He made Swag a curse word

Offical reports state that Justin Beiber has inspired young boys to "Sag" and pee in buckets and spray Bill Clinton with Clorax, because a young boy sprayed Bill's face with a water gun filled with Clorax, the word Swag was considered a curse word after that. And Remember kids, when you have a pet monkey, don't abandon them in Germany. - Ihaskitty1234

5 He created a Band Wagon called "The Top Tens Reasons to hate Justin Bieber"
6 He abandoned his pet Monkey in Nazi Germany

Call 666 to save the monkey who climbed the Berlin Wall 2 times and a Jewish born monkey - CerealGuy

That's animal abuse considering that the monkey was bred in Isreal and Climbed over the Berlin wall, 2 times.
And a little "Waxing the stache" incedent with Aldof Hitler during a speech. Sadly the Monkey was sent to a Consentration Camp to entertain the Nazi Soldiers and distract them from the gruesome and controversial and Offensive crap that happend during World War 2. - Ihaskitty1234

7 He stole a Tardis

And that's how he abandoned his pet monkey in Nazi Germany.
He used a Tardis. - Ihaskitty1234

8 Fake Swag

Yes, it is illegal. - Ihaskitty1234

9 Trying to be like Bob Marley by smokin' weed

Justin, mon, you can't... - Ihaskitty1234

10 When Kurt's ghost was forced to tour with Justin, he called the GhostBusters

You know which Kurt I'm talking about, right? - Ihaskitty1234

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