Top 10 Phony Reasons to Murder Justin BieberIhaskitty1234
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Justin BEIBER TOLD US THAT HE WAS GOING ON A APPLE FREE DIET THAN HE MADE A YouTube VIDEO CALLED "EATING A BANANA! " AND THEN HE ATE AN APPLE! Justin! BEIBER IS A-Technical Difficulties- - Ihaskitty1234
HOW DARE HE INSULT THAT ANIME SCREW HIM SCREW Canada! MAHAHAAHA! HE RUINED ANIMU FOREVER! -Nukes Canada and starts World War Kawaii- #Jurrasicisbestanime - Ihaskitty1234
This were his exact words. "Swag Joseph Swag Stalin Swag should've Swag been Swag a Swag Beleiber Swag cause Swag Swag Swag Swag." He was arrested for Drug Charges, and Swaggy pills were officially illegal in all countries. - Ihaskitty1234
Satire as it's finest - CerealGuy
Offical reports state that Justin Beiber has inspired young boys to "Sag" and pee in buckets and spray Bill Clinton with Clorax, because a young boy sprayed Bill's face with a water gun filled with Clorax, the word Swag was considered a curse word after that. And Remember kids, when you have a pet monkey, don't abandon them in Germany. - Ihaskitty1234
Call 666 to save the monkey who climbed the Berlin Wall 2 times and a Jewish born monkey - CerealGuy
That's animal abuse considering that the monkey was bred in Isreal and Climbed over the Berlin wall, 2 times.
And a little "Waxing the stache" incedent with Aldof Hitler during a speech. Sadly the Monkey was sent to a Consentration Camp to entertain the Nazi Soldiers and distract them from the gruesome and controversial and Offensive crap that happend during World War 2. - Ihaskitty1234
And that's how he abandoned his pet monkey in Nazi Germany.
He used a Tardis. - Ihaskitty1234
Yes, it is illegal. - Ihaskitty1234
Justin, mon, you can't... - Ihaskitty1234
You know which Kurt I'm talking about, right? - Ihaskitty1234
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2. He called Jurassic Park "The Worst Anime Ever"
3. He wished that Joseph Stalin was Belieber