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Another version of this joke "Physics makes you work it up, Chemistry makes you blow it up, Biology makes you throw it up." (Never liked Biology)
This is the only one I get! Haha! But then, a nerd I am not! - Britgirl
Thanks to the anonymous TopTenner who made this joke. I can't stop using this one. D34TH533K, get a room! - PositronWildhawk
Every other joke sucks. This one is actually ON THE RIGHT TRACK. Notice I put caps. -D34TH533K
Thank goodness Sheldon explained this one or else I would've never known... - keycha1n
Altered states of uncertainty if it Is or not! - Kevinsidis
Oh, those Schrödinger's Cat jokes! Gotta love 'em, right? - PositronWildhawk
If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke! - Cazaam
I know. That is seriously bad. But hey, TheTopTens is TheTopTens! - PositronWildhawk
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2. A Higgs Boson goes into a Church. They say "You can't call yourself a God particle!" The Higgs says, "Without me, you'd have no mass!"
3. Physics makes you do work, Chemistry makes you react, Biology makes you throw up!