Top Ten Physics Related Bar JokesPositronWildhawk Hopefully this shall be better than my original physics joke list.
The Top Ten
I like you very much of your craved interests of physics tell me since when are you interested in physics at what age? I became interested at this age(13)- Kevinsidis
Since I have very limited physics, er, thingy... This one is the only one I get ergo I find it the funniest! - Britgirl
Now that's very funny that he's still drunk and hasn't gone through the uncertain or the superposition state! - Kevinsidis
Smart use of Schrödinger's cat. Had so much fun with your list. Great list! - Kiteretsunu
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2. A magnet walks into a bar and says "What's current?"
3. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender says "No charge."