Top 10 Pick-Up Lines

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The Top Ten

1 Have you read Dr. Seuss? Because green eggs and... damn!
2 I'm Batman

I am black

3 I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like He already has.
4 Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.
5 When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
6 My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
7 You're the only girl I love now... But in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you "Mommy."
8 Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
9 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got "fine" written all over you.
10 Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty.

The Contenders

11 You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

Finally a pickup line that's sweet and not creepy

This is a beautiful quote. - AnonymousChick

12 You look familiar... Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

That's pretty clever, but she might cut you off. - Lasvegasxavier

13 I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
14 Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.
15 Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
16 I must be a lightswitch. 'Cause every time I see you, you turn me on!
17 If you were a vegetable, I'd call you cute-cumber.
18 You know what they say about guys with big feet?
19 I'm not good at geometry, but I can study your shape.
20 I've never been spelunking, but I can explore your caves.
21 Are you an archeologist? Because you just dug up my bone.
22 Are you from the Netherlands? Because Amsterdammmmnnn
23 I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
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1. Have you read Dr. Seuss? Because green eggs and... damn!
2. I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like He already has.
3. I'm Batman
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1. Have you read Dr. Seuss? Because green eggs and... damn!
2. I'm Batman
3. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
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