Top 10 Pieces of Advices That Bad Advice Cat Could Give

The Top Ten
1 Having sex?... Don't wear condom
2 Haz a problem?... Post it on Facebook
3 Bored at the airport?... Yell bomb!

Excellent bad advice!

4 Smoke cigarettes... It's good for you
5 Railroad... New place to park your car

Especially good place if you want to take a nap in it.

6 She's ignoring you?... Kill her family so she needs a crying shoulder!
7 You did something your new girlfriend doesn't like?... Explain how your last girlfriend loved it
8 If you really want to show her you love her... Stick it in her butt
9 Got money... Spend it, fast
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