Top Ten Pieces of Graffiti

The Top Ten
1 A drawing of an erect penis (on a train seat)
2 I woz ere but now I've gone. I've left my name to turn you on. Sid
3 So is mine! (underneath a notice reading: slippery when wet)
4 Hole (with arrow pointing to a hole in fence)
5 Soz for the graffiti on ur wall
6 Politics is s*it

Yes, I gotta agree with that guy. At least someone has the nerve too say it.

7 Vote Thatcher

If only I could have.

8 I did not write this
9 Why are you reading this?
10 I'm a Nigerian. I've been told to go home. Just waiting for the bus to Peckham.
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11 I've banged my head against this wall, a thousand times it still won't fall
12 I Was Here
13 Howz the balls o' yer feet?
14 Aliens? I resemble that remark! (Pardon my probe. It's protocol :).
15 Don't... Don't turn around... I'm... I'm... hideous...
16 You take the blonde; I'll take the one in the toibin.

Blonde women are never satisfied. A man could hug her tightly for a long while and show her his huge...affection; but she would still say "Do you have something against me? "

17 I see yo' heinie
18 No Reading
19 There's a rat looking up your skirt

Does this rat have a mirror attached to the tip of his boot, then?

20 "Rather unforgettable?" Rather?
21 CAUTION: Enormous schwanzstucker

What's a "Schwanzs-thingy"? never mind. It's too big to get my tongue around anyway.

22 I saw you from across the desert sands, and my camel had to know you

One hump or two? :).

So, it's a choice 'tween a Dromedary Do, or a Bactrian Boff? :).

23 A rat in boots? I resemble that remark!
24 If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. So don't notice it.
25 They won't let me write on this wall
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