Top Ten Pieces of Graffiti

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The Top Ten

1 I woz ere but now I've gone. I've left my name to turn you on. Sid
2 A drawing of an erect penis (on a train seat)
3 So is mine! (underneath a notice reading: slippery when wet)
4 Hole (with arrow pointing to a hole in fence)
5 Soz for the graffiti on ur wall
6 Politics is s*it

Yes, I gotta agree with that guy. At least someone has the nerve too say it.

7 Vote Thatcher

If only I could have.

8 I did not write this
9 Why are you reading this?
10 I'm a Nigerian. I've been told to go home. Just waiting for the bus to Peckham.

The Contenders

11 I've banged my head against this wall, a thousand times it still won't fall
12 I Was Here
13 Howz the balls o' yer feet?

What...? This is so random! Haha :D - Britgirl

14 Aliens? I resemble that remark! (Pardon my probe. It's protocol :).
15 Don't... Don't turn around... I'm... I'm... hideous...
16 You take the blonde; I'll take the one in the toibin.

Blonde women are never satisfied. A man could hug her tightly for a long while and show her his huge...affection; but she would still say "Do you have something against me? " - Britgirl

17 I see yo' heinie
18 No Reading
19 There's a rat looking up your skirt

Does this rat have a mirror attached to the tip of his boot, then? - Britgirl

20 "Rather unforgettable?" Rather?
21 CAUTION: Enormous schwanzstucker

What's a "Schwanzs-thingy"? never mind. It's too big to get my tongue around anyway. - Britgirl

22 I saw you from across the desert sands, and my camel had to know you

One hump or two? :).

So, it's a choice 'tween a Dromedary Do, or a Bactrian Boff? :).

23 A rat in boots? I resemble that remark!
24 If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. So don't notice it.
25 They won't let me write on this wall
26 The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend - Aristotle

This is lovely. - Britgirl

27 Still smilin' (grrrr...)

Oh...I see. Bear with sore head type of grrr-in :). - Britgirl

28 Poo Hole Lane

An infamous bit of graffiti in England at a road called Poorhole Lane. People won't stop covering the r on the road sign with white spray paint, no matter how many times the council try to clean it up. - Entranced98

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1. I woz ere but now I've gone. I've left my name to turn you on. Sid
2. So is mine! (underneath a notice reading: slippery when wet)
3. A drawing of an erect penis (on a train seat)
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