Top Ten Place Names in England that Would Make Great Band Names
Whilst waiting in the post office, a gentleman in front of me told the cashier he wanted a parcel delivered to one of these place names, which I thought would possibly make a great band name - so I looked for others...The Top Ten
1 Cargo Fleet (Middlesbrough)
2 Westward Ho (Devon)
Is you be callin' our wimmens a buncha harlots? :).
3 Lower Slaughter (Gloucestershire)
Home of Her Majesty's University of Urology and Proctology.
4 Steeple Bumstead (Essex)
5 Loggerheads (Shrewsbury)
6 Indian Queens (Cornwall)
7 Crackpot (N.Yorkshire)
8 Blue Anchor (Somerset)
9 Land Of Nod (Hampshire)
10 Barking (Greater London)
The Contenders
11 Buckfastleigh (Devon)
12 Donkey Town (Surrey)
13 Amble (Northumberland)
14 Cockermouth (Cumbria)
Share my opinion on this item? My lips are sealed... (ahem).
15 Maidenhead (Berkshire)
16 Nuneaton (Warwickshire)
On second thoughts...the cuisine was actually sampled. The nun was eaten and thought to be quite fatty and gristly.
"Nor sampled its...cuisine." Ha! Funny.
17 Oakengates (Shropshire)
18 Ramsgate (Kent)
And breaks his widget.
19 Sevenoaks (Kent)
Why Snow White loved the Seven Dwarves.
20 Shaftesbury (Dorset)
Where birds outnumber blokes, three to one, and Gatorade is £5 a jigger.
21 Knutsford (Cheshire)
Shallow-water crossing.
22 Leatherhead (Surrey)
23 Leyburn (North Yorkshire)
24 Maryport (Cumbria)
25 Falls Of Cruachan
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