Top Ten Places Bin Laden Could be Hiding

The Top Ten
1 In Hell

Well we all know that's where he is now, navy seals hoorah

Who cares! There's only one place he in, in hell!

Well, that's where he is since he's dead.

Dude, he's there right now.

2 The White House

How about the Mediterranean Sea, thanks to the courageous decision by Obama to send the seals in after him!

Laugh out loud that's funny it's like they'd look everywhere but there

He's caught now, well, about 8 years ago - Unnamed Google User Remade

I hope it is to fire Donald trump but who is he

3 In Hillary Clinton's Bed

Given the sex scandals that Bill had, I wouldn't be surprised, but still, messed up

As of January 2017, numbers 1 and 6 will be the same place anyway...

4 Under Your Bed

Nothing but carpet under my bed

5 Inside a Coffin

that's where his body is...

6 Behind You

He's behind yo... It perfectly suits his pantomime carry on!

7 In Front of You

Um... my desk isn't Bin Laden

8 In Justin Bieber's House

He could be there no doubt.

If he ain't dead, definitely.

9 The Moon

this is some simpsons level big-braining going on here

10 A Cave

when he was alive

The Contenders
11 My pocket

I got some lint, but no Laden.

Ravioli Ravioli what's in the pocketoli? *finds Bin Laden*
Me: Wut

12 Under Oprah's Sofa

That would be a shocking episode.

lol that would be an episode I would watch

Oprah: Today we have Janet Jackson on the show today! She's going to be telling her about her next album! (hears knocking noise) what WAS THAT!
Janet: I didn't think you could cuss on here
Oprah: I don't give two flying f****, what the hell is that
Janet: Oh yeah I hear it now
*Something pushes up under Oprah's chair and it tips to couch over leaving Oprah on the floor*
Crowd: Ah
Oprah: the... was that
*Oprah looks over
Oprah: Wow this is amazing, we finally found Osama Bin Laden!
Crowd: *screams*

13 Iran Iran, also known as Persia, officially the Islamic Republic of Iran, is a sovereign state in Western Asia. The capital city is Teheran and the major city is also Tehran. The country's official language is Persian. more.
14 Myspace
15 Pakistan Pakistan was established in 1947 and is located in South Asia. Islamabad is the capital city of Pakistan. Karachi, Lahore and Peshawar are other major cities of Pakistan. Urdu and English are official languages of Pakistan. World's second highest peak (K-2) and ninth highest peak (Nanga Parbat) are more.

Well he was caught there. I wouldn't doubt it if I found out the Pakistan government was hiding him. I mean it is obvious.

He was there.

16 Hangin' With Bush

Laugh out loud, there were ties between the two familys

17 In the Cast of Mad TV

From Family Guy-"Meet the Quagmires"

18 Page two of Google results
19 In Dora's House

I would watch that episode if he appears...

20 Team Rocket's Hideout
21 In Donald Trump's hair
22 Israel The State of Israel is a country in the Middle East and the only country with a Jewish majority in the world. Israel is a small country bordering Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt and its official languages are Hebrew and Arabic.

He's dead now... But if he was alive... Israel wouldn't have the biggest welcome mat in the world for Mr Laden. Nice try though, whoever posted this

the jews don't even like him so what

23 A Building in Tilted Towers

No in the battlebus going into them - mikelatham

24 In Heaven
25 In Shrek's Swamp
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