Best Places to Pee

The Top Ten
1 toilet

The toilet is the everyman's place to pee, practically everyone in a first world country that isn't homeless has used the toilet at least ten times. Toilets can vary across the world, Japan's has barely any toilet paper rolls due to the hose underneath the toilet, etc.

Obviously, where else would you do it in.

Well, this one was kind of obvious.

The best place ever

2 public restroom

This is kinda the same thing as toilet, except it only applies to public restrooms and also applies to urinals, but I prefer private restrooms as public restrooms have a tendency of dirtiness (especially by truck drivers at gas stations, truck stops, etc.)

3 swimming pool

When I was 5 I wore diapers at a pool party and BBQ and peed my diapers while I was in the pool

Did that as a kid. Now I find it gross

4 grass

This is usually done by women without access to a toilet as to prevent splashback (which isn't a problem for men or women with urinary devices as they do it standing up), this is also done by people in rural areas without nosy neighbors that don't live in the desert or the forest who are too far from their toilets.

People do this sometimes

5 river

This is kinda frowned upon by Leave No Trace, especially when it is used as drinking water, but it's most common for Whitewater Rafters in canyons, cliffs or mountains due to having little to no ground to pee on or room for a porta-potty.

6 lake

This is commonly used by lake fishers when they are in the center, for men, it's simple, unzip your fly and that's that, but for women, if they don't have a urinating device, they usually hold it in until they reach land, use a floating object to balance your rear while the legs are on the boat, pee on the side of the boat, or in the most extreme cases, jump out of the boat and then let loose.

7 waterfall

It's kinda a wonderful feeling but it's kinda uncommon to actually do this due to barriers around several waterfalls.

8 on a rock

I often do this mostly, as trees can be more vulnerable to being knocked over in the wind if pee is on it's trunk, it's mainly only recommended for men for obvious reasons.

9 your neighbour's face

Well RIP your friendship

This choice is stupid.

Who came up with this?

I would never do that

10 Donald Trump's hair

That would get you deported

No let's us not...

XDDDDD These are cracking me up. Well, Trump isn't president anymore, so at least you'll get into less trouble>

The Contenders
11 forest

It's awesome to pee outside especially forest

Not really descript, but there are many things to pee on in the forest.

12 shower
13 On a book

No one likes books these days

14 Diaper

When I was 2 years old I peed in my diaper

Applies to babies and toddlers

If you are a baby, yes.

15 Bed

I peed in beds when I was 2 years old. Good thing I had diapers on to help catch the pee. (But my diapers still leaked sometimes)

I did until I was 16

Same as diaper.

16 litterbox

If you are a cat or have a broken pluming system with nosy neighbors who don't like you urinating in public and somehow have a cat.

17 On an album you hate

An example would be a Justin Bieber album some people hate Justin Bieber.

18 Bathtub
19 Pool

Funny if pool owner does not know

20 urinal

Men or women with urinary devices only!

21 behind a tree

If the tree is big enough, inside the tree is good too.

This works best for men.

Good place for boys

22 In a Cornfield

Often done in long races.

23 Bowl
24 Sink
25 Sewer
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