Top Ten Best Places to Poop

When you think about it, there are so many places to poop!

The Top Ten

1 In a toilet

Really? Out of all the stupid items on this list, this isn't number 1? Then again, the title of this list sounds retarded. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I voted for this because of all you weirdos who didn't.

Seriously?!? I Just Want To Know How This Isn't Number One On This List.


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2 On a picture of a band you hate

More specifically One Direction.

Wow, the person who made this list must of had a brain storm? - nintendofan126

And what even is the purpose of this list? - cosmo

Cannibal Corpse or Insane Clown Posse. - CostcoHotDogs

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3 Beside a Drachma

In case you don't know, a Drachma is the currency of the ancient Greeks. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Huh thanks bluevanilla...

4 On Justin Bieber

Lol Justin Bieber! That's gross, but I hate Justin Bieber.

Honestly another Justin Bieber joke?

That would be sick

I don't like Justin bieber

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5 Southwest of a copy of Super Mario Galaxy

Great way to troll your annoying siblings if you move the game, because they'll have to move too to stay Southwest of it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 On a picture of a politician you hate

That would be a pic of Donald Trump for me. I hate him. - Pegasister12

Let me find a picture of Obama... - SamuiNeko

Blue vanilla what the hell Obama's good

Mine would be Hillary Clinton P.S Hillary4Prison

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7 On the ISIS flag

I don't wanna make the Isis people sad am not commenting

8 Underneath the Statue of Liberty

No one would put that in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Guinness Book of World Records: Longest turd underneath a national monument - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Blue vanilla can u make a pee list too?

Was this list nessecary? - Therandom

9 On the Toilet

ON the toilet? Haha yeah public thing then u squash it and spread it all over the seat and do it on every seat!

This is already on the list.

Haha it's the best prank to poop on the toilet seat in a public bathroom

10 On The Map from Dora the Explorer

Go ahead.

Wow just wow...

LOL - superbuggati

Different Way Dora X Boots X Map X Swiper X Baby Dino X Shrek everyone pees into each others mouths and poops

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The Contenders

11 On a MacBook Air

It has to have some use when it doesn't work! - BlueTopazIceVanilla


What NO I love MAKBUK - AlphaQ

12 On a picture of Justin Bieber

If someone poops in Justin Bieber's face, then that would be gross, but hilarious!

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13 A The New York Times magazine made in 1999


14 On The Breadwinners Complete 1st Season DVD
15 Oprah Winfrey's Car

A wonderful party story.

"Wanna hear about the time I took a s*** in Oprah's car? Maan." -_- - keycha1n

16 Into a warp pipe

Mario is a plumber, he'd know how to deal with mountains of delicious poo

What if Mario is in there? You don't want to poop on him! Then again, Mario could get a poop powerup… - BlueTopazIceVanilla

17 In an KFC plastic bag

Hey blue vanilla can u make a piss one? And when I was in kfc I LITERALLY saw someone pooping in it._.

You can smell delicious smells while you poop. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This is were ghetto people poop in - SirSkeletorThe3rd

18 On the roof of a WalMart

Seems like a pretty normal place to poop

19 On the U.S. flag

Who poops on flags?

WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD POOP ON A COUNTRY FLAG?!? You people must hate the United States.

Yeah, and after that I'll crash a plane into the new World Trade Center! Duhhh... I hate America!

If you disrespect te US flag you're supposed to burn it, right? But after I pooped on the flag I had to set it on fire and it smelled like death.

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20 On Obama's Face

This is just gross, even for doing it to Trump it sound disgusting, and I can get gross at times so this wins the gross award.

I would rather eject my poop, pee and saliva on Donald trumps face

He is an IDIOT.

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List Stats

100 votes
47 listings
2 years, 64 days old

Top Remixes (5)

1. On Justin Bieber
2. On the ISIS flag
3. On the Toilet
1. On a picture of a band you hate
2. Beside a Drachma
3. Southwest of a copy of Super Mario Galaxy

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