Top Ten Places You Would Like to Dump Jackie Evancho

Hate Jackie Evancho, vote. She sucks. Worst musician alive

The Top Ten

Carnegie Hall

I'd love to see her at Carnegie Hall! She deserves the fans she has! - Turkeyasylum

Please bring this to number 1

Anyplace Jackie sings is the place to be! - BobG

Kennedy Center would be fine, as well.

Grammy Awards podium

Saying "Thank-you! ". She's very polite.

Don't hold your breath...

On stage

Now this is where Jackie shines. No matter how much she puts into a studio album, performing in front of an audience pushes her delivery a step higher. Good pick!

Jackie refers to her live audiences as "her family". The audience greatly empowers her and more.

Look, I'm sure she's a very nice little girl. I just get tired of these people who think reality stars like her and Underwood and even Lambert to a point are the greatest thing since sliced bread. They can't write, they can't play instruments, and when you compare them to someone like the Beatles, the Stones, Dylan, or countless others, they just don't measure up. Can we keep it at least a little real?

Jackie Evancho singing anything, because it will be perfect, microphone, acapella, solo of course, maybe a piano. Power to the max. Perfect setting for an audience from 1 to 100 YO. Lotta tears.

Disney Concert Hall

Now, this is where I'd like to see her perform. Carnegie Hall is old and stuffy. The Disney Concert Hall is made for her. Good pick!

PBS Great Performances T.V. Special

Three PBS concert specials to date. Not many other performers can say that.

At the Grammys

Jackie will ultimately re-define what a Grammy encompasses. Its called raising the bar... AH I think Jackie placed the bar on Venus.

In her regular seat in the front row.

Hollywood red carpet

She's already been on the red carpet at the Toronto Film Festival with Robert Redford, as well as the blue carpet at Cirque du Soleil's One Night for ONE DROP charity gala where she performed twice. Other red carpet appearances include Muhammad Ali's CelebrityFightNight charity (twice), and at the Songwriter's Hall of Fame induction dinner in New York City. I know that I'm forgetting some...

Like in your comment... a real snob!

Center stage

80+ concerts at center stage.

On Venus

Sarah Brightman is going for a trip up the International Space Station, and having to ride a Russian rocket. If Jackie went to Venus, that would mean that the U.S. has finally gotten its act together, and able to get people off of the ground again, and past the Moon. This would be a good thing. Good idea.

Hopefully the fog is thick enough on Venus so we wouldn't hear her through it...

In a black hole

From our frame of reference, Jackie would appear to slow down as she approached the schwarzchild radius, and in effect become immortal. We would benefit from her presence forever!

Here we are again being able to get people off of the planet, and into space. There have been a lot of science fiction writers who have put stories to that theme: Larry Niven "The Hole Man", Jerry Pournelle in "He Fell into a Dark Hole", and Frederick Pohl, in "Gateway", where humans survive a partial tragedy near a black hole, and later find a vanished alien race living inside of one. A fascinating idea. Thanks!

Yes. She'll turn to atoms.

The Contenders

In an active volcano

I Wouldn't Want To Throw Her In An Active Volcano However I'd Love To Throw Her Fans In Chernobyl And Let The Rot Over Their For A While And After They Get Cancer And Their About To Die I'll Throw The In To The Volcano

Now, these are pretty exciting places. Jackie's pretty adventuresome. She did hang at 100ft, and was lowered to 50 ft to perform at Cirque du Soleil's One Night for ONE DROP 2013, in the "O" Theater at the Bellagio, in Las Vegas. To be able to don a fire-suit, and be able to peek at a fiery cauldron would fit right in. She could write a school paper afterward.

A stage

She could make her own concert and eceryone would applaud!

Yes everyone would applaud. Standing ovations by young and old. Wheel chairs and canes won't hold us down.

Everywhere is a stage for her: from NPR's office (Tiny Desk Concert) to hanging 50 ft above the "O" Theater stage at the Bellagio in Las Vegas, to Detroit Stadium where she sang the National Anthem on Thanksgiving Day, to the Capitol steps where she's performed at A Capitol Fourth, the National Christmas Tree lighting, and on Memorial Day. Anywhere's a stage when you're good!

I agree but only if it's on stage for the punk 1977 revival concert!

With Jackie Evancho fans

That would be nice. - Pony

She frequently has meet & greets before a concert. And when she's on stage, she's with her fans.

Better her than me.

In a men's prison

'Wouldn't work. Prisons are very careful about mixing populations. But if she did end up in one, once again she'd just start singing, and everything would stop. She'd finish, get a standing ovation, and everyone would just shuffle back to their cells, humming her songs. The warden would give her a big thank-you, and invite her back. She gets invited back a lot.

I don't think that if you put her together with Charles Manson she would have a standing ovation and a big thank you. The best thing to do for her is becoming the new member of the Manson family.

Johnny Cash she isn't...

With her fanbase
Singing a duet with Andrea Bocelli

Yes! She did this in Bangkok recently. Did a nice job, too. - BobG

Hell

Nah, that wouldn't work. She'd show up and start singing, and everything would come to a grinding halt as everyone stopped to listen. Fires would go out, ice would melt, and apologies would be accepted. When she finished, she'd get a standing ovation. Then everyone would leave in a good mood, messing-up everything. No, this isn't a good idea.

Yes, this is a little drastic, but so is Carnegie Hall, frankly. Maybe she'd like to be a kid first before we start trotting her all over the globe?

If you would hear her singing all day,you will know for sure that you are in hell! It will be intolerable!

Jackie: *singing* it's hell in here, so hot!
Satan: what, an angel is in here. *calls God*
God: yes satan?
Satan: an angel got in here. Jackie Evancho?
God: *hangs up* Jesus, we have an emergency!
*Jackie continues singing and hell becomes heaven, God and Jesus come, speechless*

In the Thames

It's too bad that she hasn't been back to the U.K. since her appearance on "Britain's Got Talent", where she sang Puccini's "Nessum Dorma". I could see her floating on a Thames Sailing Barge, giving a private concert to the passengers. Cool!

Obviously since it is "in" the Thames, she would have to fall overboard...

Into the Earth's core

Silly! No one can get there! It's liquid metal on the outside, and crystalline in the center, and rotates, giving us the magnetic shield that protects us from solar wind and clouds of neutrons and protons from coronal mass ejections. And it's really hot. Silly!

You're right, it is silly. Gee, and the rest of these all make so much sense...

In a shark infested sea

At the beach in Malibu is one of her favorites. Her friend (and producer) David Foster has had her there as his guest. Pretty soon she'll be able to buy her own house there. Where do you live, SelfDestruct?

Again, the location is "in" a shark infested sea, along with Foster, I hope...

In a dumpster

Here SelfDestruct is getting down to his old tacky self. 15 year old girl in a dumpster? Just put your ear-buds in, punch-up some 50-Cent, and find a painted curb to grind.

In a sewer

As a part of being in Paris to perform, now doubt. Good thinking! The Paris sewers date back to ancient times, Good prep for another school paper.

In a bear infested forest

Jackie loves animals. She would probably adopt a few.

Camping in the woods with her family. Millions of people do it every year. Nice pick!

On Tour with David Foster & Friends

Jackie will be joining up with David Foster (again) in August, in Malaysia. Always magical when these two get together. - BobG

In The Ruins Of Reactor Number 4 In Chernobyl

Thanks to whoever added this. This is what I'd do

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