Top Ten Places You Would Like to Dump Justin Bieber

Here's your chance folks. Anything, anywhere goes so DON'T HOLD BACK! Give me and the rest of JB haters a laugh and a break.

The Top Ten

1 In The Thames

I wish he could publicly be dumped in the Thames with 15 million pirahnas on world television. People would come from all over the world to see it. And maybe we'll have the time to throw Harry Styles in too. - PositronWildhawk

Among the shopping trolleys and old boots! - Britgirl

I kinda broke the barrier when he was dumped, drowning him

Best place ever to throw JB

2 In a Black Hole

Jake09... That was a pretty unfortunate typo... - PositronWildhawk

Good bye Justin Bieber We are throwing you I a black hoe and you will never escape - Jake09

And then he can never escape - venomouskillingmachine

If you throw Justin boeber in a black hile he'll stretch out like spaghetti. That's what really happens when you first enter a black hole.

3 In a Woman's Prison

Haha! Women whining to get out, complaining about their clothes, possibly hating on him, But of course he would be screaming out and maybe SWEARING. He did it on stage, why not in a women prison (last joke was BAD never say that)

It's not as nice as it sounds, men! - Britgirl

There's a list on where to dump Nicki Minaj now. YAY!

Me: Ladies, we have a new guard that will guard your cell tonight

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4 In The Company of Britgirl and Positron Wildhawk and Have Them Deal With Him

Along with the person who keeps adding him to nearly every list. - Britgirl

Well, Britgirl, I hope you have a large enough mallet! - PositronWildhawk

Mr P. Wildhawk. I'm sure We'll manage. - Britgirl

This would be fun to watch. - Minecraftcrazy530

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5 In the History Books

He doesn't belong in the history books. We 21st century people are just the unfortunate ones who have to deal with him. I think it's best we just forget he ever existed. - RockFashionista

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6 Hell
7 In a Cemetery

Why would the zombies attack him? I thought they were searching for brains.

That way, zombies would attack him [laugh out loud]

8 Into the Sun

Nope. The actual Sun. At high velocity so he burns up quickly. - PositronWildhawk

I agree it's logical of what you just said because of the binding force of physics. - Kevinsidis

What, you mean the newspaper? - Britgirl

14 million degrees will be enough to burn his ass.

14 million degrees will be *more than* enough to burn his butt, my friend. He may even become a hot dog.

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9 Active Volcano

Make sure they are thrown in by dolphins...
2 seconds later...
Dolphin: I was going to said to sacrifice the worst "singer's" house but you never let me finish!
Everyone Else: Cries

As a sacrifice of course

Justin Bieber will burn like a torch

I would go "MWAHAHAA" if this ever happens - MeaganSaysHI

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10 In a Time Machine

Yes, to before Earth was created. That way he'd suffocate in space, where nobody can hear him scream. Or sing. - PositronWildhawk

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The Contenders

11 Back in the Womb

Probably stab him and stab him AND STAB HIM

12 Flattened Under His Three Large Fans

You mean he has as many as three fans?

Justin Beiber deserves even less than three fans. - Turkeyasylum

13 Bikini Bottom

SpongeBob knows karate... Patrick can brawl... Sandy is a karate MASTER... Krabs was a Navy Seal... - Garythesnail

So that Patrick can torture him - imacg4

He would drown, unless it's a real bikini bottom... - Turkeyasylum

14 Into the Earth's Core
15 In an Bikers' Convention

This is as close as I could get to my own choice...I say off a cliff and he can take Taylor Swift with him!

Would give ANYTHING to see this. - Britgirl

16 On Mars

Justin Bieber well die on mars because it has no air

17 Holding up a Motorway
18 Middle of a Slipknot Crowd
19 In a Cannibal Corpse Mosh Pit
20 Volcano
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