Top Ten Places You Would Like to Dump Justin Bieber

If you throw Justin boeber in a black hile he'll stretch out like spaghetti. That's what really happens when you first enter a black hole.

Good bye Justin Bieber We are throwing you I a black hoe and you will never escape

Jake09... That was a pretty unfortunate typo...

And then he can never escape

I wish he could publicly be dumped in the Thames with 15 million pirahnas on world television. People would come from all over the world to see it. And maybe we'll have the time to throw Harry Styles in too.

I kinda broke the barrier when he was dumped, drowning him

Among the shopping trolleys and old boots!

Haha! Women whining to get out, complaining about their clothes, possibly hating on him, But of course he would be screaming out and maybe SWEARING. He did it on stage, why not in a women prison (last joke was BAD never say that)

Me: Ladies, we have a new guard that will guard your cell tonight

There's a list on where to dump Nicki Minaj now. YAY!

She is going to be attacked by all the women!

Make sure they are thrown in by dolphins...
2 seconds later...
Dolphin: I was going to said to sacrifice the worst "singer's" house but you never let me finish!
Everyone Else: Cries

As a sacrifice of course

Justin Bieber will burn like a torch

Why did we stop doing that to people?

Yes, to before Earth was created. That way he'd suffocate in space, where nobody can hear him scream. Or sing.

Once we find out time travel we'll test it out on him

Why would the zombies attack him? I thought they were searching for brains.

Nope. The actual Sun. At high velocity so he burns up quickly.

14 million degrees will be *more than* enough to burn his butt, my friend. He may even become a hot dog.

14 million degrees will be enough to burn his ass.

What, you mean the newspaper?

He doesn't belong in the history books. We 21st century people are just the unfortunate ones who have to deal with him. I think it's best we just forget he ever existed.

Drop him specifically in the middle of a war.

Justin Bieber well die on mars because it has no air

SpongeBob knows karate... Patrick can brawl... Sandy is a karate MASTER... Krabs was a Navy Seal...

He would drown, unless it's a real bikini bottom...

So that Patrick can torture him

Probably stab him and stab him AND STAB HIM

Justin Beiber deserves even less than three fans.

You mean he has as many as three fans?

This is as close as I could get to my own choice...I say off a cliff and he can take Taylor Swift with him!

Would give ANYTHING to see this.

We would never see him again!

I agree, girl. Get that little boy into a man-beard instead of girlie fluff.

At least make him LOOK like a man if all else fails.