Top Ten Places You Would Like to Dump Nicki Minaj

Nicki Manaj is WORSE than Beiber. That and Beiber jokes get old really fast. So "anonymous user" Turkeyasylum added this list for you!

The Top Ten

1 In the Hands of Britgirl, Turkeyasylum, and PositronWildhawk

It's not like I'd do anything to her that's already on this highly arbitrary list (hoping she reads that and sees the sarcasm).

Turkeyasylum is the person who added this list, just to get it straight. And also, Positron, what do you want to do to her?

We should torture her to death with her own music. And more things could be done, too.

2 Straight into the Sun

3 In Space Without a Helmet

4 In a Room filled With Cyanide Gas

5 On One Direction From 2,000 meters Above

Nicki will be the first "woman" ever to end up on top of them.

Taylor Swift made out with Harry Styles. Next me

6 In a Black Hole

7 At a Wasp's nest

8 In an Active Volcano

9 At a Nicki Minaj Hatred Club

10 Hell

Yep, I hate her grating autotune voice and her dumb music videos have her ugly plastic butt every 5 seconds

The Contenders

11 In a Ghetto

12 In a Million Dollars

I don't want her to get ANY richer.

13 In the Hands of ISIS

ISIS should have negotiated with HER, not the other people.

Best Item ON this list

14 In Antarctica

15 On Your Bed

Me and Nicki would have a fine night together!

Nicki, could you help me lose my virginity

16 In the Dumpster

17 Prison

18 In a Yard filled with Angry Dobermans and Pitbulls

19 In a Cactus Field

And Then she would get killed by the spikes on the cactus

20 In a Garbage Truck

She's already like half plastic.

21 In a Sewer

22 In a Pile of Cow Poop

23 In a Pig Pen

24 On a German Motorway

25 In a Cow Farm

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