Best Plankton Quotes

The Top Ten

1 'F' is for fire that burns down the whole town, 'U' is for Uranium bombs. 'N' is for no survivors when you...

Haha comedy is the thing you're good at - FallenBlaze

Wait, he said this? In what episode? - TheFourthWorld

SpongeBob: Plankton! - PatrickStar3

Love this quote

2 You'll never catch me, Krabs! Not after I switch into maximum overdrive!

I would love to reference this in a story. It's so iconic and funny! - Synchronocity

Plankton is bae. Best anime character.

"I knew I should've installed the turbo..."

Yes - SonicYoshiFan64

3 Hear me, Krabs. When I discover the formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I went to college!
4 This Plan Z can't possibly fail! So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...!

All hail Plank from minecraft because we used it on all our first houses - TeamRocket747

All hail plankton... all hail plankton... all hail plankton... all hail plankton... all hail plankton... all ha-

5 Don't listen to him Spongebob. Remember: Ravioli, ravioli give me the formuoli.

This is too funny! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

HA HA HA.. BEEP BOOP BORK - puglover2008

6 I knew I should've gotten the turbo.

Turbo-tastic! - TeamRocket747

7 Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

Sums up how I feel about Deviantart pretty well.

I will remember you in therapy too


8 Do instruments of torture count?
10 I see you... ZAP!

I see you...ZAP! I see you...ZAP! I see you...ZZAP! - GreninjaGuy

The Contenders

11 Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma!

Savage, lol

12 Surrender that ice-cream cone, or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!

This is funny as hell. - DCfnaf

13 I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
14 That's it Mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
15 Shia Kazing!
16 Looks like it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!
17 Your new screensaver is stupid and it makes your processor look fat!

I hate her screensaver

18 Someone should put you on a box floating down the river, grandma!

Is it bad I said this to someone before

19 Good Grief He's Naked!
20 Not in something, ON SOMEONE, you twit!
21 I wish to rule you!
22 What It's Just An Ordinary Kra... OH MY GOODNESS!


23 I went to college!
24 Just ignore that one

The way it was emitting Mr. Krabs saying money over and over again just shows that Plankton truly knows how we as the audience feel towards Krabs. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

25 Do Instruments of Torture Count? - Band Geeks
26 Letters of the alphabet A B C (Plankton!)
27 Unfortunately for you, I don't give a barnacle
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