Top Ten Most Pointless Rules In School


The Top Ten

1 Uniforms required

Schools shouldn't have the right to dictate what we wear! - keycha1n

It's not like that anymore, except in alternative schools. (I feel sorry for the people in alternative schools being forced to wear some tight, goofy uniforms.)

I hate schools that force kids to wear uniforms (i'm not in a school like that) we have the freedom to wear whatever we want, even if it's a shirt with a dead puppy.

Well, it makes more sense than having a dress code with a lot of rules.

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2 No electronics

One of my teachers deals with students that insult her every day because she snatches phones. They even made fun of her during a trip to a museum saying that the guards should watch her or else her greedy thief self will steal the museum stuff

My school doesn't have this rule. - Minecraftcrazy530

They should have phones to use when they need to


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3 No bathroom breaks

I think all schools need to let us go to the bathroom because if you don't go and hold it for a long time, you can get REALLY sick and even get an infection. Teachers, if you're reading this, please let your students go to the bathroom. Do you want your students to get hurt and have to go to the hospital? No. Using the bathroom is a human RIGHT, NOT A privelige (or however you spell it)

From now on whenever I need to go to bathroom and teacher says no I burst out of the door and see what happens next

This is ILLEGAL! You know without going to the bathroom you may lose focus on your work. SO TEACHERS stop complaining about 2 minutes of a human right

They want us to poop and pee in our pants! If we all stink up the entire school, GUESS WHOSE FAULT THAT IS! YOURS NOT OURS! >:(

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4 No chewing gum

I think this rule has a purpose because people keep sticking their chewed up gum underneath the table!

This rule isn't enforced because students fling gum everywhere

I think I'm the only person in the universe who swallows gum. - MrLoser

You know what. You guys could chew gum if you didn't STICK IT UNDER THE TABLE EVER STINKEN TERM, ever heard of a bin. If you have then you guys have no clue how to use them.

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5 Have to take P.E.

Not optional until you're 16. That means your childhood WILL be scarred for good. - PositronWildhawk

What's the point of P.E. Anyway? - Pony

Not everyone likes sports you know?

I haven't had to do P.E. since fifth grade and for one year in highschool... suckers. - LifeAsAPro

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6 Not allowed to choose own seats

I think this is to true. I'm a girl but a lot of my friends are boys because I don't like girl drama, and I'm always seated next to those loud "popular" girls... when they spray their perfume it smells like S##T! If your a girl in school, don't spray perfume, it smells like s##t...

Teachers that have seating charts pick random students and see who they hate the most then surround them with their enemies

So I like to sit in the front of the classroom so the tall people don't obstruct my view of the board, but I generally get seated in the back because they know I'm a good student. Good students should be able to choose.

My Geography teacher seems to love seating me right in front of her... Why can't I just sit at the back where I can mind my own business? I'm a good student anyway...

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7 No hard balls

Wait, this sounds wrong... I meant hard footballs. - DapperPickle

This just sounds wrong...

Like golf balls?

Um... Okay - Scr3aM

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8 Must do homework

7 hours of work in school, 2 hours of sports practice, dinner, AND 3-4 hours of homework... half my day gone, when do I sleep?

Just think...Every teacher gives a homework of about 2 pages and we have 8 periods. 2X8=16 pages! When is the time for self studies?

My classmates have their own homework passes that we are allowed to use.

Homework is used to make sure you are not a procrastinational lard ball who didn't listen to the day's lesson.

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9 Must participate in plays

What if you're really shy and you get up and don't say anything. And then everyone makes fun of you and it's all the teachers fault. - SammySpore

I'm not gonna participate in any more plays.

Heres a tip if you don't want 2 participatein a play act as stupid as possible u wont get a part - Ihateschool

My school doesn’t have that rule, I chosed to participate.

10 Not allowed to choose the song in a play

Teachers can play the hokey pokey and cause everyone to quit the play.

Hokey pokey more like hokey pokey all your eyeballs out - Ihateschool

Teacher: some hokey pokey crap
Students: Nighttrain by Guns N' Roses

The Contenders

11 Shorts and leggings must be arm length

What the hell? so these short ass girls that have short arms can be walking around school with her ass hanging out and they can't say nothing about it because its still arm lenth. what are they gonna do then?

MY ARMS COME DOWN OVER HALFWAY DOWN MY THIGHS, AND I CAN'T WEAR A PAIR OF PERFECTLY DECENT PAIR OF SHORTS BY STRICT STANDERDS, AND A GIRL WHO'S BUTT WAS CLEARLY EXPOSED DIDN'T GET PULLED UP? There are these girls who, as soon as they get to school, they go into the bogs and they'll roll up their skirts until they are more like belts. I tried with it about ten cm above my knees, and that made me feel like a slut. I just don't get why you would want to dress like a whore like that!

12 No hats or beanies

The staff at my school have a hate fetish for hats! There are students playing with condoms, doing drugs, and making out in the hallway and all they worry about is hats!? We always hear "remember not to wear hats! " every other day! Never "Don't do drugs" or "Don't be making out in the hallway! " or "Stop bringing condoms to school! " It's always "Remember not to wear hats! "

They said in my school once, "its disrespectful to the flag of the US. The schools are becoming way to stupid.

My bus driver once said that we aren't allowed to wear hats because then the security cameras can't see us. Well, what about beanies. I mean, you can easily see our faces with those on.

This rule is just weird like what's the matter if we just weare caps or hat we ain't the damn kkk we are just normal kids trying to learn

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13 No self-defence against bullies

I heard about this stupid school in a newspaper. The story was a 10 year old kid or something came up to a smaller kid and pushed him to the ground and hit him. So the little kid said don't push me and kicked the bully. Then the idiot teachers made him apologize to the bully and they both stayed after school. Then they told the mom that her son was in a fight and when she found out what actually happened she was really mad. It's just so stupid that some schools tell you to tell a teacher or roll up into a ball or something dumb. What if you're cornered by like 3 kids. You can't exactly tell a teacher then. My grandpa said that he was bullied by a kid in school so he just punched the kid and he didn't bother him anymore. I wish you were allowed to do that now it's the best way to stop bullying. - SammySpore

My principle said that you can only defend yourself, and that if you harm the bully in any way your in as much trouble as them. - PeachyBlast

I was in this school when I was in 1st grade. I was being severely bullied about my new hairstyle. The bully hurt me really badly. I decided to give him a little push. I went on the time out space and the bully didn't get punished.

I don't care if I get in trouble. They can't make me apologize to the bully. I would call the teacher a dumbass for trying to make me apologize to the jerk.

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14 No Teletubbies

Oh my god I can't even

Also no ayy lmao aliens

Who cares telletubies sucks - Ihateschool

What next No Boohbahs? Zumbar, Humbar, Jumbar, Jingbar and the one who's name sounds like the Spice Girls made it Zing Zing Zingbar

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15 No 'unnatural' hair colors

Because it's "distracting." #TeacherLogic

Because it's "distracting." #TeacherLogic - LordDovahkiin

16 Only water in water bottles

Not even in water fountains? - NuMetalManiak

Actuly you can drink water in my school with a our hands

17 No talking


18 Must wear black shoes

Ours have to be completely black with no patterns. Guess what? I'm wearing my new shoes (with leopard print) to school tomorrow. Who cares?

In my school, you can wear any shoe except steel toed boots and anything that exposes your toe. And I always wear black shoes, so this wouldn't affect me. Doesn't mean I agree with it. - LordDovahkiin

My school has this rule. Very pointless. - Time1234

I agree with 98% of the things on this list.

19 No eating in class

I eat in class secretly, the teacher doesn't see me. Nobody comes up to me to ask for a piece because it's usually just a granola bar. - Pegasister12

Yep eating is a right. Don't make us starve cause maybe we don't have food at our house because there's no money.

This rule is useless in my school because people still eat cheetos and candy


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20 No running

What if we need to get somewhere fast? Then don't blame us for being late!

21 No couples

A lot of people from my school would get suspended.

So love is bad now. - SammySpore

This is idiotic. Teachers can't control our feelings. This... this... I'm so ticked at teachers...

22 You can't play tag or any contact games

At my old school we weren't even allowed to play touch football

Some schools have this dumb rule - SammySpore

23 No crop tops or midriff baring uniforms

Crop tops are the wave

This actually kind of makes sense.

Targeted specifically at people with Alvinolagnia like me. - Lasvegasxavier

24 No tackle football

Its banned probably because they are afraid that someone will get hurt - Datguyisweird666

I am not talking about soccer, of course.

This is what football is all about.

25 No knives

Jeff The Killer hates this rule... - Pony

Well, there went my hope of bringing Jeffery with me on Halloween...

Sorry Jeff Woods I can't let you in to the SCP FOUNDATION

This seems reasonable.

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26 No throwing snowballs

That's dumb

27 No crazy hair

Apparently any color that is "unnatural" and "a distraction" or something like that. I don't know about anyone else but for me weird hair is as much as a distraction as the posters on the walls.

My current school only allows us to dye our hair with natural hair colors, while the high schools don't give a flip about what color you dye your hair. - Pegasister12

I hate it, I came to school after halloween with purple hair and got suspended

28 No riding bikes until end of school hours

My school had this rule. It was completely pointless! - SammySpore

29 No selling

Students are missing a good opportunity to make profit, have an experience, have fun, get their hands on business, have learning experience and practising entrepreneurship.
Banning selling does not really help to catch junior drug dealers anyway.

It's stupid because there are tons of people in school and what if you live out in the country where hardly anyone walks by to sell to. - SammySpore

Not everyone is a drug dealer, teachers! - Scr3aM

Then what's the point of fundraising for class trips?

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30 No blackmail

I bet this is enforced in your school because kids are blackmailing teachers and other kids.

31 Can't stand up at lunch

My old school got me in so much detentions because I simply stood up during lunch.

32 You have to wear a woollen jumper under your jacket


33 No food

This is bull because the PRINCIPAL keeps a bowl of chocolate and candy in his office- and I've heard rumours he steals and eats candy. Nobody, including me, follows this rule. It is TOO DUMB to follow.

Can't learn on an empty stomach. Why did they even remove snack time past third grade? - MrLoser

34 Water must be in a clear bottle.

why though

35 No chewing with your mouth open
36 No staring

Wadafak is this rule? So ridiculous!

37 You have to let anyone in your club

Once when I was like 7, I started a club with my friends. It wasn't a real club but the school I guess thought it was and they said I had to let anyone in. I was worried the bully Ty would want to join but he didn't thank god - SammySpore

38 Keep your hands to yourself

Why is this even a rule? - Datguyisweird666

39 No fidget spinners
40 No long hair

It's no sense rules, it has no effect on the learning process...( sorry for my poor english ^_^)

41 No crop tops or bikinis on non uniform day

No crop tops or bikinis on non uniform day(some of people in my school don't follow this rule(

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