Top Ten Most Pointless Songs of All Time

The Top Ten
1 Baby - Justin Bieber

PositronWildhawk! I shall never forgive you for this. That girlboy's face is now here for the duration...AND...we are invited to listen to the sample, if you please! Tsk!

All he says is Baby, oh, and no in this song while sounding like an autotined girlboy dying whale strangling a dying llama. Heck all of Biebers songs are pointless and suck

And I was like baby baby baby

And I was like shut up shut up shut up NOO

2 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj

Haha I'm not sure why some of these songs are on here? Some of them are quite entertaining so long as you don't listen to them too many times. although it was hard choosing between nicki and Justin when I detest them both and their songs.

I have a hard time believing that this song is meant to be taken seriously. It honestly sounds like a parody of something.

Without a doubt the WORST song by Nicki Minaj. In fact, all Nicki songs suck.

The only message is that "you're a stupid hoe" but actually Nicki minaj is

3 Friday - Rebecca Black

Lol it's so funny I came across this! Just today me and my friends were making fun of it by singing "ITS FRIDAY, ITS FRIDAY, I DON'T CARE THAT ITS FRIDAY"

Really? Whether to take the front seat or back seat is hard for you? You know what's hard, getting out of the poverty line!

Dear God, the pointlessness of this song actually HURTS me.

I made a parody!

It's fri Friday I'm a really bad singer! Everyone wants me to stop singing

4 Barbie Girl - Aqua

I'm a Barbie girl, in a troubled world, that actually liked me, didn't want to kill me

One of my friends like it and I hate it its about barbie barbie sucks

This song is okay. Although what's so popular about Barbie.. ?

What happened to the world that made this popular?!?!

5 That's Not My Name - The Ting Tings

I laughed to death when I found out the name of this artist

First of all the ting ting's is the worst name ever

6 Thrift Shop - Macklemore

I dislike rap in general, but this is just ridiculous! Absolutely no tune to it, no inspiration to the lyrics, but most of all, those annoying trumpets that give you migraines!

How is this song pointless? It's a rap song, that fights consumerism, and isn't about some douche who spends all his money on gucci and armani! This song is art!

This song is not pointless. It's all about rappers always mentioning items all through their songs. And it has a great tune and beat

They did not have to make a song about spending his money on random stuff so dirty

7 The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow, ugh, the pointlessness of this song hurts me.

But there's a sound, that no one knoows...

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

*random weird sounds*

This song is so dumb I don't know how it was ever popular

This song is very annoying. I hate this song so much.

8 Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Who the hell put this song on this list. Stairway to heaven is the most meaningful dog in the history of music. It takes a lot of digging in to truly understand what this song means. Anyone who thinks "it's pointless" is just a stupid idiot with no musical taste or talent whatsoever. It hurts me inside to see possibly the most complex and greatest song in history on this list.

What has the world Become? Robert Plant in this song is singing about Heaven! And if that is pointless than everything is pointless!

The songs sounds good, but the lyrics make less than no sense.

What?!?!?! I love this song

9 Best Song Ever - One Direction

I don't know what's worse, this lame excuse for a song, Baby, or Anaconda. Why did 1D even name this song "Best Song Ever", it should be called "Worst Song Ever"

This is the worst song ever. I wasted my time listening to it. One direction completely sucks. This song is sure to be the worst ever

Why do they call it The Best Song ever? It should be called The Worst Song Ever.

This song as it says in the name is the best song ever

10 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Only Sir Mix-A-Lot made it better, with the "My Anaconda don't..."

What the hell is this song all about I hate it

It is really absurd. Nothing else

This song is really pointless

The Contenders
11 Umbrella - Rihanna

This was at number 1 for weeks and in that time, most of the time it rained - I jest not. I agree. This is just a pointless, tuneless, souless, boring, mind-numbing, brain-aching, teeh-grinding, suicide-inducing, fingernails-on-blackboard, NOISE!
Thank you. That is all.

It doesn't really have a big point but I like it though I like the less popular elvis presley version of the song

This song is just about her boyfriend can stay under an umbrella with her... Pointless.

This song is catchy, I kinda like it.

12 Hot Problems - Double Take
13 Boyfriend - Justin Bieber

Even worse than baby.

He can't really rap, but he just wants to show how 'good' he raps to the people.. And he can't even drive a sports car!

Thus Justin just rules this list

Really crap. shouldn't of made the day of light

14 #selfie - The Chainsmokers

This song... It's about SELFIES. The girl isn't even rapping either, she's just talking with music in the background. I really hope that they made this song as a parody or something.

This isn't even a song. She's just talking. She's not even trying to sing, either. It's just her talking with sound in the background. Should be in the top 5.

This should be in the top 5 area, this is NOT singing NOR is it rap, its just some girl talking like cray cray while there is a beat playing

Even more pointless than the nine songs above it COMBINED. This song defines pointless.

15 Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men

Its not horrible but it is pointless, I mean really Baha men? We know you let the dogs out its called reversed psychology

I like this song. Maybe it is pointless but it's catchy in my opinion.

This should top the list. It's heart-wrenching nonsense.

It may be pointless but I still like the song

16 Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

I can not believe I had to add this on it does not make sense at all

It should be number 1

17 Mickey - Toni Basil

First time I heard this, I was two years old. My mother put it on. That was probably how I learnt fear.

This is one of the most annoying songs on the face of the Earth.

He likes a cartoon character? That's not even anime?

18 What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

So you not knowing that you are beautiful makes you beautiful. But the only way not knowing that you are beautiful is to actually be beautiful. But the only reason that you can be beautiful is that you don't that your beautiful...
What?

I feel like this reflects most teen girls nowadays actually, insisting they aren't pretty- but really 1D? There is no 'story' to the song

19 Summer - Calvin Harris
20 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
21 Strobe - Deadmau5

What is the matter with you people?! Strobe is an awesome song with awesome music and you guys hate it because there's NO LYRICS? I've got some tips for you. Why don't you get some dubstep software and try to make a song better than strobe? Tell me how it goes...

Rubbish random beats. I heard this song and it sound so much like a garbage can beating up a person.

Absolutely horrible. The beat drop was not even that good.

10 minutes without any lyrics! AUTOMATIC FAIL!

22 Fack - Eminem

You simply can't put a track by Eminem on this list.

The title is just what I think of this song.

23 Story of My Life - One Direction
24 Professional Griefers - deadmau5

How come this song is near the bottom?! Gerrard Way is yelling gibberish in this song! Ghosts n stuff should be much higher in the top ten as well as this!

It's actually quite thought-provoking, this song.

25 Hip-Hop Saved My Life - Lupe Fiasco
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