Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

The Top Ten
How to Fly In Your Dreams: 6 Steps

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean seriously, as if we have full control on our dreams?

8 Ways to Pee in a Swimming Pool

Unless if you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

Maybe this might come in handy for some people, but 8 ways?

The best way to pee in a swimming pool: NOT AT ALL!

How to Hold a Spoon: 7 Steps

1. Lift your hands up
2. Make sure you're not tired
3. Make sure you're not in a coma
4. Scratch if needed
5. Locate the spoon
6. Put your hand lower
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it?

8 Ways to Peel a Banana

Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this!

How to Use a Spoon: 3 Steps

1. Grab spoon
2. Put spoon in bowl(or plate).
3. Put spoon in mouth.

How to Throw a Ball Further: 4 Steps

Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating..

How to Watch Television: 5 Steps

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are :
1) Place your television in best position.
2) Locate the remote.
3) Hold the remote in hand and click on power on button.
4) Go to your preferred channel.
5) Enjoy the show.

This list is hysterical!

How to Count Sheep: 8 Steps

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a wikihow for that?

I think it's gonna take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy.

Yeah how do we count sheep?

How to Enjoy a Coke: 6 Steps

1. Open the coke
2. Drink
3. Enjoy the coke

How to Leave Your Lover: 50 Steps

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times

There must be
50 steps to leave your lover

I have a hunch that one there was a joke article. ;-)

The Contenders
How to Breathe

I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breath!

This wasn't on here?

How to Form a Nu Metal Band: 10 Steps
How to Be Like Naruto Uzumaki: 12 steps
How to Type: 16 Steps

Um you can type, maybe you just can't type well. And you can type well because you wrote the "I need the article!" thing.

If you don't know how to type then how did you search this up?

I need the article! I can’t type!

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Translation: I don't know how to type can someone show me how to type?

How to Pronounce Meme: 4 Steps

Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

My mom used to pronounced meme as "mimi." :P

Seriously, who can't do this?!

How to Dream

I want to know, seriously

You do so automatically

How to Eat Food

You would think people might know that already.

How to Be a Male Stripper
How to Organise a Pen Collection: 5 Steps

Would you need this

How to Read a Book: 9 steps
How to Be an Evil Baby on Club Penguin
How to Cast a Love Spell
How to drink Eggnog
How to Make Everyone Love You
How to Pee in a Bottle

This actually exists.

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