Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

1. Find a swimming pool
2. Get changed into a swimsuit
3.Hop in
4.Make sure no one is around to feel the water get warmer
5.Get in an unsuspicious position.
6.Pee
7.Wait
8. Your done

Unless if you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

REASON: There's the bathroom for a reason, if not, just use a tree or something, I don't know.

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean seriously, as if we have full control on our dreams?

1. Lift your hands up
2. Make sure you're not tired
3. Make sure you're not in a coma
4. Scratch if needed
5. Locate the spoon
6. Put your hand lower
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it?

Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this!

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are :
1) Place your television in best position.
2) Locate the remote.
3) Hold the remote in hand and click on power on button.
4) Go to your preferred channel.
5) Enjoy the show.

This list is hysterical!

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a wikihow for that?

I think it's gonna take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy.

Yeah how do we count sheep?

1. Open the coke
2. Drink
3. Enjoy the coke

Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating..

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times

This is probably the dumbest wikihow page I came across. Just pick up food and chew it and then swallow...

You would think people might know that already.

You do so automatically

1. Take your clothes off

Congratulations, you are officially naked!

1.Get naked
2.Fall asleep
You have won an achievement of sleeping naked

Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

My mom used to pronounced meme as "mimi." :P

Seriously, who can't do this?!

This actually exists.

Um you can type, maybe you just can't type well. And you can type well because you wrote the "I need the article!" thing.

If you don't know how to type then how did you search this up?

I need the article! I can't type!

1. Get a book
2.Read it

"With your ears" is a missed opportunity.