Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

Kiteretsunu

The Top Ten

1 How to Fly In Your Dreams: 6 Steps

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean seriously, as if we have full control on our dreams? - Kiteretsunu

2 8 Ways to Pee in a Swimming Pool

Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

The best way to pee in a swimming pool: NOT AT ALL!

Maybe this might come in handy for some people, but 8 ways? - Kiteretsunu

Unless if you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

3 How to Hold a Spoon: 7 Steps

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it? - PositronWildhawk

1. Lift your hands up
2. Make sure you're not tired
3. Make sure you're not in a coma
4. Scratch if needed
5. Locate the spoon
6. Put your hand lower
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up - simpsondude

4 8 Ways to Peel a Banana

Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this! - keycha1n

5 How to Use a Spoon: 3 Steps

1. Grab spoon
2. Put spoon in bowl(or plate).
3. Put spoon in mouth. - Picklesthekitten45

6 How to Throw a Ball Further: 4 Steps

Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating.. - keycha1n

7 How to Watch Television: 5 Steps

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are :
1) Place your television in best position.
2) Locate the remote.
3) Hold the remote in hand and click on power on button.
4) Go to your preferred channel.
5) Enjoy the show. - Kiteretsunu

This list is hysterical! - keycha1n

8 How to Enjoy a Coke: 6 Steps

1. Open the coke
2. Drink
3. Enjoy the coke

9 How to Count Sheep: 8 Steps

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a wikihow for that? - Kiteretsunu

I think it's gonna take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy. - ethanmeinster

10 How to Leave Your Lover: 50 Steps

There must be
50 steps to leave your lover - SpectralOwl

I have a hunch that one there was a joke article. ;-)

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times - ethanmeinster

The Contenders

11 How to Breathe

I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breath!

This wasn't on here? - TeamRocket747

12 How to Form a Nu Metal Band: 10 Steps
13 How to Be Like Naruto Uzumaki: 12 steps
14 How to Pronounce Meme: 4 Steps

Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

My mom used to pronounced meme as "mimi." :P - SachiyoHasegawa

Seriously, who can't do this?!

4 steps -_- - kempokid

15 How to Organise a Pen Collection: 5 Steps
16 How to Type: 16 Steps

If you don't know how to type then how did you search this up?

I need the article! I can’t type!

;p34jgt03jogvnekjsdmv]

Translation: I don't know how to type can someone show me how to type? - SpectralOwl

17 How to Read a Book: 9 steps
18 How to Be an Evil Baby on Club Penguin
19 How to Cast a Love Spell
20 How to Dream

You do so automatically

21 How to drink Eggnog
22 How to make everyone love you
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