Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

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The Top Ten

1 How to Fly In Your Dreams: 6 Steps

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean seriously, as if we have full control on our dreams? - Kiteretsunu

2 8 Ways to Pee in a Swimming Pool

Maybe this might come in handy for some people, but 8 ways? - Kiteretsunu

Unless if you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

3 8 Ways to Peel a Banana

Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this! - keycha1n

4 How to Use a Spoon: 3 Steps

1. Grab spoon
2. Put spoon in bowl(or plate).
3. Put spoon in mouth. - Picklesthekitten45

5 How to Hold a Spoon: 7 Steps

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it? - PositronWildhawk

1. Lift your hands up
2. Make sure you're not tired
3. Make sure you're not in a coma
4. Scratch if needed
5. Locate the spoon
6. Put your hand lower
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up - simpsondude

6 How to Throw a Ball Further: 4 Steps

Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating.. - keycha1n

7 How to Watch Television: 5 Steps

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are :
1) Place your television in best position.
2) Locate the remote.
3) Hold the remote in hand and click on power on button.
4) Go to your preferred channel.
5) Enjoy the show. - Kiteretsunu

This list is hysterical! - keycha1n

8 How to Count Sheep: 8 Steps

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a wikihow for that? - Kiteretsunu

I think it's gonna take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy. - ethanmeinster

9 How to Enjoy a Coke: 6 Steps

Send in drug dealers and a credit card. You did mean it as a drug, right? - SuperHyperdude

10 How to Leave Your Lover: 50 Steps

I have a hunch that one there was a joke article. ;-)

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times - ethanmeinster

The Contenders

11 How to Form a Nu Metal Band: 10 Steps
12 How to Be Like Naruto Uzumaki: 12 steps
13 How to Organise a Pen Collection: 5 Steps

Become a loser and a big nerd. - SuperHyperdude

14 How to Type: 16 Steps

If you don't know how to type then how did you search this up?

15 How to Read a Book: 9 steps
16 How to Be an Evil Baby on Club Penguin
17 How to Cast a Love Spell
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