Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

The Top Ten
1 8 Ways to Pee in a Swimming Pool

1. Find a swimming pool
2. Get changed into a swimsuit
3.Hop in
4.Make sure no one is around to feel the water get warmer
5.Get in an unsuspicious position.
6.Pee
7.Wait
8. Your done

Unless if you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

REASON: There's the bathroom for a reason, if not, just use a tree or something, I don't know.

2 How to Fly In Your Dreams: 6 Steps

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean seriously, as if we have full control on our dreams?

3 How to Hold a Spoon: 7 Steps

1. Lift your hands up
2. Make sure you're not tired
3. Make sure you're not in a coma
4. Scratch if needed
5. Locate the spoon
6. Put your hand lower
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it?

4 How to Use a Spoon: 3 Steps
5 8 Ways to Peel a Banana

Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this!

6 How to Watch Television: 5 Steps

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are :
1) Place your television in best position.
2) Locate the remote.
3) Hold the remote in hand and click on power on button.
4) Go to your preferred channel.
5) Enjoy the show.

This list is hysterical!

7 How to Count Sheep: 8 Steps

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a wikihow for that?

I think it's gonna take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy.

Yeah how do we count sheep?

8 How to Enjoy a Coke: 6 Steps

1. Open the coke
2. Drink
3. Enjoy the coke

9 How to Throw a Ball Further: 4 Steps

This might actually be useful.

Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating..

10 How to Breathe

I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breath!

This wasn't on here?

The Contenders
11 How to Leave Your Lover: 50 Steps

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times

12 How to Eat Food

This is probably the dumbest wikihow page I came across. Just pick up food and chew it and then swallow...

You would think people might know that already.

13 How to Dream

You do so automatically

14 How to Be Naked

1. Take your clothes off

Congratulations, you are officially naked!

15 How to Sleep Naked

1.Get naked
2.Fall asleep
You have won an achievement of sleeping naked

16 How to Form a Nu Metal Band: 10 Steps
17 How to Be Like Naruto Uzumaki: 12 steps
18 How to Pronounce Meme: 4 Steps

Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

My mom used to pronounced meme as "mimi." :P

Seriously, who can't do this?!

19 How to Pee in a Bottle

This one actually exists.

This actually exists.

20 How to Make a Bomb
21 How to Type: 16 Steps

Um you can type, maybe you just can't type well. And you can type well because you wrote the "I need the article!" thing.

If you don't know how to type then how did you search this up?

I need the article! I can't type!

22 How to Read a Book: 9 steps

1. Get a book
2.Read it

23 How to drink Eggnog
24 How to Listen to Music

"With your ears" is a missed opportunity.

With your ears

25 How to Be a Male Stripper
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