Pokemon That Would Be Most Useful In Real Life

The Top Ten

1 Jirachi Jirachi

I's like a genie but with unlimited wishes. My lifelong goal of taking a selfie with a unicorn made of candy corn is finally coming true (if Jirachi was in real life)

2 Sableye Sableye

Money and Gems for days! You'll be rich!

3 Victini Victini

Whoever has him will win every contest, EVER, whether it's becoming Miss America or trying to break a world record, the other contestants are pretty much screwed

4 Audino Audino

Have a nasty paper cut? Heal Pulse. Scraped your knee? Heal Pulse. Got a 2nd degree burn? Heal Pulse.

5 Dialga Dialga

Ever wanted to redo something that you did? Dialga is going to be your trans-time tour guide

6 Rotom Rotom

It can switch between lawn mower, dishwasher. electric fan and freezer. You're never going to buy second-hand appliances from EBay ever again. Also, it can mow your lawn itself as a bonus

That's if Rotom doesn't troll the hell out of you instead of actually being useful. Rotoms tend to be mischievous. - Rue


7 Arceus Arceus Arceus is a legendary Pokémon from the Pókemon series. He first appeared in the 18th Pokémon movie alongside other Legendary Pokémon.

You control God. Enough said

And he would blindly listen to you? Remember this is REAL LIFE not a GAME. Even Team Plasma in the anime couldn't control Reshiram, and even freed itself from the mind control through help of Pikachu. And we are talking about Arceus!? Even Mewtwo freed himself from team Rocket and he is just a super powerful psychic type Pokemon. - Kiteretsunu

This list should have not included legendaries. makes the choice too easy

8 Abra Abra Abra is a character from Pokemon. It started out in Pokemon Red & Green (Blue version for outside Japan) version, and was one of the first psychic type Pokemon you could run into. It sleeps for 18 hours a day and teleports if it senses danger. Its only move it can learn by level up is teleport (which ...read more.

No car, no boat, no plane, just Abra, no matter if you want some corn chips downstairs or if you want to go to Vegas, Abra has got your back

9 Gogoat Gogoat

Traffic will never stand in your way again

10 Mega Garchomp

If your boss denied your promotion, if a co-worker is being a jerk, if there is a long line at starbucks and you're late for work, if someone bought the last chocolate glazed strawberry-filled donut, then mega garchomp will scare the living daylights out of them and you will have everything that you want

The Contenders

11 Castform Castform

Would definitely solve problems with drought, blizzards, and global warming.

12 Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.


13 Chansey Chansey

Will heal You anytime Your hurt

Not only can it heal you anytime with Softboiled, but it's a trained medical professional

14 Snorlax Snorlax

Well, solving global food waste problem since 1990s.

15 Quagsire Quagsire

Will give you hugs. Also, hydro pump to fill up swimming pools, prank coworkers, and put out fires. He is the most friendly fire fighter.

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17 Haunter Haunter Haunter, known in Japan as Ghost, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

If your aready dead, haunter will bring you back to life

18 Glalie Glalie

No school because snow storms and never get cold because it can use it's breathe to keep you cool.

19 Spinarak

Having a strong shot user handy means always having access to any rope or cloth product. Instant duct tape, needle and thread, climbing rope, or even a fresh towel. Spinarak is even better than most because it can climb, swing or run through any terrain. Even flying creatures get left behind in thick brush. The ability to make rope combined with it always having a way to get help or scout ahead make it the perfect buddy to go adventuring with.

20 Mewtwo Mewtwo Mewtwo is a fictional creature from Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon media franchise. It was created by Dr. Fuji in an attempt to clone Mew.

He makes you wishes, give to you huge money and gems, he is cat, you can be win in any contest easily ever with cat, makes you to the time, he is the god, he is makes you live, heal you, protect you, because, he is that called. - mewtwo1

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