Pokemon That Would Be Most Useful In Real Life

The Top Ten

1 Jirachi Jirachi

Wishes for days. You could wish for literally anything.

You can just wish for any of the other pokemon powers

I's like a genie but with unlimited wishes. My lifelong goal of taking a selfie with a unicorn made of candy corn is finally coming true (if Jirachi was in real life)


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2 Sableye Sableye

Money and Gems for days! You'll be rich!

3 Audino Audino

Have a nasty paper cut? Heal Pulse. Scraped your knee? Heal Pulse. Got a 2nd degree burn? Heal Pulse.

4 Dialga Dialga Dialga, known in Japan as the same name, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Ever wanted to redo something that you did? Dialga is going to be your trans-time tour guide

5 Victini Victini

Whoever has him will win every contest, EVER, whether it's becoming Miss America or trying to break a world record, the other contestants are pretty much screwed

6 Rotom Rotom

It can switch between lawn mower, dishwasher. electric fan and freezer. You're never going to buy second-hand appliances from EBay ever again. Also, it can mow your lawn itself as a bonus

That's if Rotom doesn't troll the hell out of you instead of actually being useful. Rotoms tend to be mischievous. - Rue


7 Abra Abra Abra is a character from Pokemon. It started out in Pokemon Red & Green (Blue version for outside Japan) version, and was one of the first psychic type Pokemon you could run into. It sleeps for 18 hours a day and teleports if it senses danger. Its only move it can learn by level up is teleport (which ...read more.

No car, no boat, no plane, just Abra, no matter if you want some corn chips downstairs or if you want to go to Vegas, Abra has got your back

8 Arceus Arceus Arceus is a legendary Pokémon from the Pókemon series. He first appeared in the 18th Pokémon movie alongside other Legendary Pokémon.

You control God. Enough said

And he would blindly listen to you? Remember this is REAL LIFE not a GAME. Even Team Plasma in the anime couldn't control Reshiram, and even freed itself from the mind control through help of Pikachu. And we are talking about Arceus!? Even Mewtwo freed himself from team Rocket and he is just a super powerful psychic type Pokemon. - Kiteretsunu

This list should have not included legendaries. makes the choice too easy

Arceus is multitype it can use any pokemons move anytime

9 Gogoat Gogoat

Traffic will never stand in your way again

10 Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.


The best pokémon!

The Newcomers

? Lucario Lucario Lucario is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. Created by Ken Sugimori, Lucario first appeared as a central character in the film Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, and later appeared in the video games Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and subsequent sequels, also appearing ...read more.

Can actually sense how u feel

The Contenders

11 Mega Garchomp

If your boss denied your promotion, if a co-worker is being a jerk, if there is a long line at starbucks and you're late for work, if someone bought the last chocolate glazed strawberry-filled donut, then mega garchomp will scare the living daylights out of them and you will have everything that you want

12 Castform Castform

Would definitely solve problems with drought, blizzards, and global warming.

13 Mewtwo Mewtwo Mewtwo is a fictional creature from Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon media franchise. It was created by Dr. Fuji in an attempt to clone Mew.

He makes you wishes, give to you huge money and gems, he is cat, you can be win in any contest easily ever with cat, makes you to the time, he is the god, he is makes you live, heal you, protect you, because, he is that called. - mewtwo1

He is so cool in real life, even than the jirachi

14 Snorlax Snorlax

Well, solving global food waste problem since 1990s.

15 Chansey Chansey

Will heal You anytime Your hurt

Not only can it heal you anytime with Softboiled, but it's a trained medical professional

16 Glalie Glalie

No school because snow storms and never get cold because it can use it's breathe to keep you cool.

17 Suicune Suicune Suicune is a legendary Pokemon that’s a pure water type that first appeared in Pokemon gold and silver, and was the cover legendary for crystal. Ho oh revived this Pokemon (along with entei & raikou) when it died when it’s home, the burned tower got destroyed by a fire that was started by a lightning ...read more.

Suicune can purify water, so just let it roam around the world purifying water.

18 Pikachu Pikachu Pikachu are a species of Pokémon, fictional creatures that appear in an assortment of video games, animated television shows and movies, trading card games, and comic books licensed by The Pokémon Company, a Japanese corporation.

"No more worries about power cut. A living generator of electricity."

19 Ditto Ditto Ditto is a character from Pokemon. It's a normal type Pokemon that has the ability to shape shifter into anything. It's weakness is fighting type Pokemon and is a gender less Pokemon.

It can be the sun and kill all

20 Croagunk Croagunk

If your friend starts flirting with a girl. Use Poison Jab on your friends back and let Croagunk drag your friend off somewhere

I love how these comments are the exact same thing just differently named. - Manowar9

When ever Your friend is Flirting with a girl and they and you are annoyed. Use Croagunk’s Poison Jab in your friends back and let Croagunk Drag you’re friend off somewhere.

21 Celebi Celebi Celebi, known in Japan as the same name, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Just like Dialga, but much more friendly!

22 Quagsire Quagsire

Will give you hugs. Also, hydro pump to fill up swimming pools, prank coworkers, and put out fires. He is the most friendly fire fighter.

23 Ho-oh Ho-oh Ho-Oh, known in Japan as Houou, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Gives eternal happines to everyone who has seen it

24 Haunter Haunter Haunter, known in Japan as Ghost, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

If your aready dead, haunter will bring you back to life

25 Spinarak

Having a strong shot user handy means always having access to any rope or cloth product. Instant duct tape, needle and thread, climbing rope, or even a fresh towel. Spinarak is even better than most because it can climb, swing or run through any terrain. Even flying creatures get left behind in thick brush. The ability to make rope combined with it always having a way to get help or scout ahead make it the perfect buddy to go adventuring with.

26 Flygon Flygon
27 Sharpedo Sharpedo

When you want to Jet Ski and you don’t wanna rent one. Use Sharpedo to Jet Ski around

28 Palkia (Mystery Dungeon 2)

Turn space into matter.

29 Froakie Froakie Froakie, known in Japan as Keromatsu, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

You could...well I don’t know but if I’d had a froakie I would be the happiest person alive

30 Rayquaza Rayquaza Rayquaza is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It lives in the ozone layer, and frequently stops battles with Kyogre and Groudon, two other Legendaries.

-It helped save Hoenn in the games, so it could help with that kind of stuff
-It's a dragon
-You could fly anywhere with this guy
-It doesn't need a mega stone to mega evolve, so you have an overpowered Pokemon

31 Meloetta Meloetta Meloetta is a Mythical Pokémon from the Unova Region. It is a Normal and Psychic Type. When it uses the move Relic Song, it turns into a Normal and Fighting Type and changes its appearance.

She can sing for you - Userguy44

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