Pokemon That Would Be Most Useful In Real Life

The Top Ten

1 Jirachi Jirachi Jirachi, known in Japan as the same name, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

I feel so sory for poor Jirachi because he ends up loosing all his friends to the inevitability and sheer length of his hibernation cycles.

This is obviously the most useful. I don't even know why everything else is on the list because you can just wish for all the things that they can do, and more.

If I want all the BREAK, EX, Mega EX, GX cards etc., Jirachi will give it to you. AND IT'S CUTE AS FLIP.

Jirachi is the wishmaker pokemon.

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2 Sableye Sableye

Money and Gems for days! You'll be rich!

3 Audino Audino

If somone stabbed you you just ask audino and you're healed BOOM

Have a nasty paper cut? Heal Pulse. Scraped your knee? Heal Pulse. Got a 2nd degree burn? Heal Pulse.

4 Dialga Dialga Dialga, known in Japan as the same name, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

If you were in a bad situation, you could just stop
time!

Ever wanted to redo something that you did? Dialga is going to be your trans-time tour guide

5 Victini Victini Victini, known in Japan as the same name, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Whoever has him will win every contest, EVER, whether it's becoming Miss America or trying to break a world record, the other contestants are pretty much screwed

6 Rotom Rotom Rotom, known in Japan as the same name, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

It can switch between lawn mower, dishwasher. electric fan and freezer. You're never going to buy second-hand appliances from EBay ever again. Also, it can mow your lawn itself as a bonus

That's if Rotom doesn't troll the hell out of you instead of actually being useful. Rotoms tend to be mischievous. - Rue

awesome

7 Abra Abra Abra is a character from Pokemon. It started out in Pokemon Red & Green (Blue version for outside Japan) version, and was one of the first psychic type Pokemon you could run into. It sleeps for 18 hours a day and teleports if it senses danger. Its only move it can learn by level up is teleport (which ...read more.

No car, no boat, no plane, just Abra, no matter if you want some corn chips downstairs or if you want to go to Vegas, Abra has got your back

8 Gogoat Gogoat Gogoat is a Grass-type Pokémon introduced in Generation VI of the Pokémon series. It is categorized as the Mount Pokémon. It evolves from Skiddo.

It’s also a goat, which means it can basically eat anything or climb anywhere.

Traffic will never stand in your way again

9 Arceus Arceus Arceus is a legendary Pokémon from the Pókemon series. He first appeared in the 18th Pokémon movie alongside other Legendary Pokémon.

Arceus is multitype it can use any pokemons move anytime

You control God. Enough said

And he would blindly listen to you? Remember this is REAL LIFE not a GAME. Even Team Plasma in the anime couldn't control Reshiram, and even freed itself from the mind control through help of Pikachu. And we are talking about Arceus!? Even Mewtwo freed himself from team Rocket and he is just a super powerful psychic type Pokemon. - Kiteretsunu

This list should have not included legendaries. makes the choice too easy

10 Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.

The best pokémon!

It's SO POWERFUL IT CAN PROTECT YOU ANYTIME!

Well you’re useful NOT! Your useless you Idiot! So dumb even the weakest Pokémon could kill you

The Contenders

11 Mega Garchomp

If your boss denied your promotion, if a co-worker is being a jerk, if there is a long line at starbucks and you're late for work, if someone bought the last chocolate glazed strawberry-filled donut, then mega garchomp will scare the living daylights out of them and you will have everything that you want

12 Mewtwo Mewtwo Mewtwo is a fictional creature from Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon media franchise. It was created by Dr. Fuji in an attempt to clone Mew.

Only if he is tame... - PerilPlayz

He makes you wishes, give to you huge money and gems, he is cat, you can be win in any contest easily ever with cat, makes you to the time, he is the god, he is makes you live, heal you, protect you, because, he is that called. - mewtwo1

He is so cool in real life, even than the jirachi

13 Ditto Ditto Ditto, known in Japan as Metamon, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

You can make it look like u and make it go to school for u every day and get to play video games all day long!

It can be the sun and kill all

14 Castform Castform

How could you NOT vote for Castform it's adorable

Would definitely solve problems with drought, blizzards, and global warming.

15 Chansey Chansey

Not only can it heal you anytime with Softboiled, but it's a trained medical professional

Will heal You anytime Your hurt

16 Pikachu Pikachu Pikachu are a species of Pokémon, fictional creatures that appear in an assortment of video games, animated television shows and movies, trading card games, and comic books licensed by The Pokémon Company, a Japanese corporation.

Does he have enough control of hos tail voltege to defibrilate? If yes, thst would be a less obvious second way he could save your life

"No more worries about power cut. A living generator of electricity."

17 Celebi Celebi Celebi, known in Japan as the same name, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Just like Dialga, but much more friendly!

18 Lucario Lucario Lucario is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. Created by Ken Sugimori, Lucario first appeared as a central character in the film Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, and later appeared in the video games Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and subsequent sequels, also appearing ...read more.

Can actually sense how u feel

19 Snorlax Snorlax

Well, solving global food waste problem since 1990s.

20 Haunter Haunter Haunter, known in Japan as Ghost, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Hell in living form

If your aready dead, haunter will bring you back to life

21 Glalie Glalie

No school because snow storms and never get cold because it can use it's breathe to keep you cool.

22 Suicune Suicune Suicune is a legendary Pokemon that’s a pure water type that first appeared in Pokemon gold and silver, and was the cover legendary for crystal. Ho oh revived this Pokemon (along with entei & raikou) when it died when it’s home, the burned tower got destroyed by a fire that was started by a lightning ...read more.

Suicune can purify water, so just let it roam around the world purifying water.

23 Croagunk Croagunk

I love how these comments are the exact same thing just differently named. - Manowar9

If your friend starts flirting with a girl. Use Poison Jab on your friends back and let Croagunk drag your friend off somewhere

When ever Your friend is Flirting with a girl and they and you are annoyed. Use Croagunk’s Poison Jab in your friends back and let Croagunk Drag you’re friend off somewhere.

24 Sharpedo Sharpedo

When you want to Jet Ski and you don’t wanna rent one. Use Sharpedo to Jet Ski around

25 Darkrai Darkrai Darkrai, known in Japan as the same name, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Got embarrassed by your enemy? Darkrai could make them fall asleep during the night and torture them using nightmare! Somebody is gonna take something you love away from you? Darkrai could make them fall asleep for the rest of the day! Sure,He could give you nightmares for life too,But it's your fault you didn't defeat enough gym leaders to gain it's love - DemonSpiritGhostKitten

To live in Australia

26 Quagsire Quagsire

Will give you hugs. Also, hydro pump to fill up swimming pools, prank coworkers, and put out fires. He is the most friendly fire fighter.

27 Ho-oh Ho-oh Ho-Oh, known in Japan as Houou, is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Gives eternal happines to everyone who has seen it

28 Spinarak

Having a strong shot user handy means always having access to any rope or cloth product. Instant duct tape, needle and thread, climbing rope, or even a fresh towel. Spinarak is even better than most because it can climb, swing or run through any terrain. Even flying creatures get left behind in thick brush. The ability to make rope combined with it always having a way to get help or scout ahead make it the perfect buddy to go adventuring with.

29 Flygon Flygon
30 Palkia (Mystery Dungeon 2)

Turn space into matter.

31 Froakie Froakie Froakie, known in Japan as Keromatsu, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

You could...well I don’t know but if I’d had a froakie I would be the happiest person alive

32 Rayquaza Rayquaza Rayquaza is a Legendary Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It lives in the ozone layer, and frequently stops battles with Kyogre and Groudon, two other Legendaries.

-It helped save Hoenn in the games, so it could help with that kind of stuff
-It's a dragon
-You could fly anywhere with this guy
-It doesn't need a mega stone to mega evolve, so you have an overpowered Pokemon

33 Meloetta Meloetta Meloetta is a Mythical Pokémon from the Unova Region. It is a Normal and Psychic Type. When it uses the move Relic Song, it turns into a Normal and Fighting Type and changes its appearance.

She can sing for you - Userguy44

34 Psyduck Psyduck

It probably has like every mental problem possible, so we could research everything at once

35 Scyther Scyther

No need a knife or lawnmower, He'll slice anything for you(and your rival's head off).

36 Togekiss Togekiss

It's a togekiss

37 Meowth Meowth Meowth is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. Created by Ken Sugimori, Meowth first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. In addition, it was one of the Pokémon to get an Alolan variant. It later appeared in various merchandise, spinoff ...read more.

-You could understand Pokemon!
-You get infinite cash!
-IT'S A KITTY!

38 Empoleon Empoleon Empoleon, known in Japan as Emperte, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise.

Empoleon can slice glaciers and move as fast as a jet boat, about 40 mph, or 64 kph. No more ships like titanic problems, and you have a jet boat as a friend.

39 Cinccino Cinccino
40 Mega Steelix Mega Steelix

Well, you can just sell those gems and become a millionaire.. right? And it could regrow new gems as well...

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