Pokemon That Would Be Most Useful In Real Life
The Top Ten
I feel so sory for poor Jirachi because he ends up loosing all his friends to the inevitability and sheer length of his hibernation cycles.
This is obviously the most useful. I don't even know why everything else is on the list because you can just wish for all the things that they can do, and more.
Wishes for days. You could wish for literally anything.
You can just wish for any of the other pokemon powers
Money and Gems for days! You'll be rich!
If somone stabbed you you just ask audino and you're healed BOOM
Have a nasty paper cut? Heal Pulse. Scraped your knee? Heal Pulse. Got a 2nd degree burn? Heal Pulse.
Ever wanted to redo something that you did? Dialga is going to be your trans-time tour guide
If you were in a bad situation, you could just stop
Whoever has him will win every contest, EVER, whether it's becoming Miss America or trying to break a world record, the other contestants are pretty much screwed
In modern-day life, this guy would be the most useful thing ever (microwave, fridge, washing machine, etc.)
It can switch between lawn mower, dishwasher. electric fan and freezer. You're never going to buy second-hand appliances from EBay ever again. Also, it can mow your lawn itself as a bonus
That's if Rotom doesn't troll the hell out of you instead of actually being useful. Rotoms tend to be mischievous. - Rue
No car, no boat, no plane, just Abra, no matter if you want some corn chips downstairs or if you want to go to Vegas, Abra has got your back
It’s also a goat, which means it can basically eat anything or climb anywhere.
Traffic will never stand in your way again
You control God. Enough said
And he would blindly listen to you? Remember this is REAL LIFE not a GAME. Even Team Plasma in the anime couldn't control Reshiram, and even freed itself from the mind control through help of Pikachu. And we are talking about Arceus!? Even Mewtwo freed himself from team Rocket and he is just a super powerful psychic type Pokemon.
This list should have not included legendaries. makes the choice too easy
Arceus is multitype it can use any pokemons move anytime
It's SO POWERFUL IT CAN PROTECT YOU ANYTIME!
The best pokémon!
Well you’re useful NOT! Your useless you Idiot! So dumb even the weakest Pokémon could kill you
You can make it look like u and make it go to school for u every day and get to play video games all day long!
He makes you wishes, give to you huge money and gems, he is cat, you can be win in any contest easily ever with cat, makes you to the time, he is the god, he is makes you live, heal you, protect you, because, he is that called.
He is so cool in real life, even than the jirachi
Only if he is tame...
The ultimate nurse/healer
Will heal You anytime Your hurt
Not only can it heal you anytime with Softboiled, but it's a trained medical professional
Just like Dialga, but much more friendly!
If your boss denied your promotion, if a co-worker is being a jerk, if there is a long line at starbucks and you're late for work, if someone bought the last chocolate glazed strawberry-filled donut, then mega garchomp will scare the living daylights out of them and you will have everything that you want
How could you NOT vote for Castform it's adorable
Would definitely solve problems with drought, blizzards, and global warming.
Gives eternal happines to everyone who has seen it
Suicune can purify water, so just let it roam around the world purifying water.
It so cool
Can actually sense how u feel
Well, solving global food waste problem since 1990s.
Does he have enough control of hos tail voltege to defibrilate? If yes, thst would be a less obvious second way he could save your life
"No more worries about power cut. A living generator of electricity."
She's most likely to be the best contender to a singing and dancing competition, and your best friend all at once :3
She can sing for you - Userguy44
Hell in living form
If your aready dead, haunter will bring you back to life
No school because snow storms and never get cold because it can use it's breathe to keep you cool.