Top 10 Poland Jokes
The Top Ten
1 Q: A Polish and Russian guy are in a car together, who’s driving? A: The Police.
2 Q. Why do Russians steal two of everything whenever they're in Germany? A. They have to cross Poland on the way back
3 Q. Why should you never laugh when you see a Polish guy smashing a car into a tree? A. It might be yours.
4 Q: Why do Polish newborns get two smacks on their bums instead of one? A: The first so it’ll start breathing, the second so it’ll let go of the midwife’s watch
5 Q: How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to spin the chair
Even though I'm polish I laughed
6 Q: How can you tell the Polish have been in space? A: The big dipper is missing its wheels
7 Q: How come you never get a parking ticket in Poland? A: Because your car’s gone before the meter maid comes around
8 Two cannibals have a Polish guy on their rotisserie. One says, “Can’t
you turn the spit a little slower, so he’ll get all crispy?” The other
says, “No way, he’ll steal the coal
9 Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
10 Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
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