Top Ten Polite Ways to Curse

HezarioSeth
Stop using those dirty syllables. Use these, chums!

The Top Ten

1 I Don’t Give a Donald Duck!

I don't give a Mickey Mouse. Haha! - Kiteretsunu

Haha! Great use of rhyming slang. Brilliant, Mr Seth ;D - Britgirl

Hahalol! Thanks for your funny comments, Britgirl and Kieretsun!

Thanks Curtis for dropping in! Haha, I really liked that one loads Yatharth! - HezarioSeth

2 Cheese and Crackers!

Oh... Sh- cheese and crackers! - jmepa1234

3 Crappity!
4 Fiddle Sticks!

Haha this is a good one - Curti2594

5 Egad!

Urethra!

6 Thundering Typhoons!

Thundering typhoons/Blistering Bananas is better and funnier - yatharthb

This is one darn good curse - jmepa1234

7 Good Gravy!

Great gobs o' goose grease!

8 God Bless America!

Why put God in your curses?

This ain't a curse - jmepa1234

Land that I hate.Stand away from it,And bomb itSo that I can move to Canada! - Merilille

I thought this list was about a POLITE way to curse... ;). - Britgirl

9 Son of a Biscuit Eater!

Son of a motherless goat!

Son of a bi-biscuit eater!

10 Fudge Nugget

The Contenders

11 Oh My Goodness
12 Who-ha!
13 Hoover Dam it!
14 Crappy Patty!
15 Dang It!
16 Good Golly!
17 Oh My Giddy Aunt
18 Butt Biscuits!
19 Oh Chagrin!
20 Strawberry Plastic Tickle Bear!
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