Most Positive Things to Say When You Wake Up in the Morning

This is the most positive way to start your day, since you are in a good mood.

Oh please...not as soon as I wake up. May take five cups of tea before I can mumble this with gusto.

The "challenge" and it's an almighty one (actually two) and they are: 1) trying to swallow coffee and 2) trying not to laugh at most things you come out with :).