Top 10 Possible Rules of TheTopTens Codex

The Top Ten

1 Rule #1 of TheTopTens: We don't talk about TheTopTens

I guess any attention seekers who make user ranking lists constantly violate this rule, then. - PositronWildhawk

I used to make lots of user ranking lists, but now I regret it. I feel I've gotten better over time. - Turkeyasylum

I always do! Did I just violate this rule many times?

2 #3: Everyone who says anything positive in the slightest about Justin Bieber gets burned alive.

And the guy who continues that Justin Bieber hate has to explain everything about it! It may be old, but it's logical!

Additionally, anyone who makes the same old joke will get a knuckle sandwich from yours truly. - PositronWildhawk

3 #2: If TheTopTens gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade! RAGE! GET MAD! INSULT EVERYONE! THROW THE LEMONS BACK! "I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMONS, TOPTENS!" V 1 Comment
4 #4: Everyone has a free right for expressing opinions. But it doesn't mean we are not allowed to hate on them.

O.K. then, but why does rule #3 say you cannot like JB? Not that I'm supporting him (I'm neutral about the guy) but by making rule #3 you have broken rule #4. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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5 #7: There is nothing on TheTopTens that should be taken seriously

I guess this is true in a lot of cases. Now feel free to thumbs down this comment. - NuMetalManiak

6 #5: Nobody touches PositronWildhawk's bacon sandwich

I tried 2 times already and lost both of my hands, a leg and 65% of my liver. - CastlevaniaFanboy128

You don't touch my burger either. - RiverClanRocks

I hate this joke. Its old and becoming more annoying than the JB jokes. Geez. TheTopTens and its running gags. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 #6: animeboobisfan64920180 can do whatever he wants! If he makes a list about Anime Boobies, THAN IT'S HIS PROBLEM!
8 #8: Do not argue with trolls. It gives them the power to take over TheTopTens.
9 #11: Admin always gets what (s)he wants

Sadly true - TwilightKitsune

10 #9: If it exists, there is a list about it. If a list doesn't exist, it will be made.

That's the problem about TopTens - CastlevaniaFanboy128

The Contenders

11 #10: PositronWildhawk can be divided by 0

It also breaks the laws of physics because PEOPLE AREN'T MATH PROBLEMS! - RiverClanRocks

Excuse me, I think you'll find that I exist, and I make use of free energy to stay alive. Thus, I have a nonzero free energy value, as well as a nonzero entropy value. It's just that there was no unit in this submission to specify it. Divide the entropy of me by zero, and the universe will logically meet it's thermodynamic death instantly. Mind you, that is an approximation which ceases to be valid at this time, so maybe you're not as doomed as you may think. - PositronWildhawk

Positron is overpowered enough to break the rules of physics. - CastlevaniaFanboy128

12 #13: Say one thing bad about rock or metal and you will be insulted like crazy.

The sad truth. But rock and metal fans sure have a lot to say about pop music! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

13 #12: Making a grammatical mistake will result in your inevitable death

Is this Communism or a website? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 #14: If it might offend someone, post it
15 #34: If it's a list, there is Justin Bieber on it
16 #35: If Justin Bieber isn't on a list, he will be added
17 #41: All lists lead to one user's sexual fetish
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