Top Ten Pot Noodle Flavours We Hope Never Exist

The Top Ten

1 Human Flesh

I do believe human flesh tastes like pork. I love pork...

2 Spicy Mud

3 Cheese & Herb

4 Rotten Egg & Rotten Fish

5 Pen Ink

6 Wood

7 Milk and Dust

8 Soap

9 Fried Mars Bar

10 Spotted Dick

The Contenders

11 Plastic

12 Haggis

13 Sour Milk

14 Batteries

15 Dog Meat

16 Powdered Chess Pieces

Gosh, this list makes me chuckle!

17 Teriyaki

18 Poop

Add boiled pee for best results.

19 Arse

That would be yuck.

20 Skunk

21 Fried Metal

22 Hoover Bag Jerky

Nice if you are lonely.

23 Strawberry Milk

24 Surströmming

25 Cat Poop

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