Potential Headlines to Suggest You're Having a Bad Day

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The Top Ten

1 It's the End of the World As We Know It...

...and I feel fine... - PositronWildhawk

2 IRBM Headed at (Insert Your Address)

50 miles away is bad enough, but your house in particular? Get the next plane tickets. - PositronWildhawk

3 (Insert What You're Eating) Considered Lethal

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Symptoms include complete loss of visual fucos, bofeer voilent thumping HAEDAHCES and uncnotrollalbe VIMOTING whitout war-... - PositronWildhawk

4 (Insert Your Bank) Out-crashes Wall Street
5 (Insert Whatever You're Doing) Suggests You're Insane

I'm slowly starting to see a patten forming in ANYTHING I do during the day. Slowly but very surely it's happening...
And don't look at me like that! - Britgirl

6 Chaos Theory Shows the Slightest Movement Could Destroy the World

I know physics. The Butterfly Effect is no overestimation. But let's just hope that if you see this headline, its effects are long-term. - PositronWildhawk

7 Cakes Double In Price
8 Nicki Minaj World Tour Begins Today

People, when this happens, join me and help us put it to an end. - PositronWildhawk

9 Ice Caps Due to Melt Over (Insert Your Address)
10 Nuclear Waste Found at (Insert Your Address)

The Contenders

11 TheTopTens Shuts Down

Agree. This would suck. - PositronWildhawk

12 Global Internet Crash
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2. IRBM Headed at (Insert Your Address)
3. (Insert What You're Eating) Considered Lethal
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