Potential Headlines to Suggest You're Having a Bad Day

The Top Ten

1 It's the End of the World As We Know It...

...and I feel fine...

2 IRBM Headed at (Insert Your Address)

50 miles away is bad enough, but your house in particular? Get the next plane tickets.

3 (Insert What You're Eating) Considered Lethal

4 (Insert Your Bank) Out-crashes Wall Street

5 (Insert Whatever You're Doing) Suggests You're Insane

I'm slowly starting to see a patten forming in ANYTHING I do during the day. Slowly but very surely it's happening...
And don't look at me like that!

6 Chaos Theory Shows the Slightest Movement Could Destroy the World

I know physics. The Butterfly Effect is no overestimation. But let's just hope that if you see this headline, its effects are long-term.

7 Cakes Double In Price

8 Nicki Minaj World Tour Begins Today

People, when this happens, join me and help us put it to an end.

9 Ice Caps Due to Melt Over (Insert Your Address)

10 Nuclear Waste Found at (Insert Your Address)

The Contenders

11 TheTopTens Shuts Down

Not sure this would would get a head line to be honest.

Agree. This would suck.

12 Global Internet Crash

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