Top 10 Potential Pieces of Evidence That Dolphins Are Evil

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The Top Ten

1 Dolphins only save people just to rub their niceness in everybody's face
2 Dolphins run a secret underwater criminal organization

If it's secret, how do we know it exists? - Cyri

3 Dolphins eats people and blame it on sharks

Those poor sharks... There's a reason the megalodon disappeared. - Cyri

They ate my cousin - SirSkeletorThe3rd

4 In Dank Cereal language, the word dolphin means "LOLZ IMMA BETTER QUICKSCOWPAH DEN U!!!"

Woah, that's a nice rifle dude! - Delgia2k

5 Dolphins created LJN just so they can torture kids with their games

Hey, at least LJN games doesn't want to dominate the world like Seamen. - Delgia2k

6 Dolphins caused 9/11 and brainwashed people with their squeaks just to cover their involvement in 9/11
7 Dolphins forced the Beatles to make Revolution 9

Thank God they had the Walrus to save them. - PositronWildhawk

8 Osama bin Laden is in fact a dolphin and by that we should blame all dolphins for this

Explains why they threw him to the sea after the killed him. THEY WANT THE DOLPHINS TO RESSURECT OSAMA ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

9 Dolphins killed over 9000 FaZe members in Call of Duty

no u - Pokemonfan10

10 When dolphins finds people, dolphins drag their bodies to the sea and rape them

They do it to fishes so EVERYTHING'S ' POSSIBLE! - waldo

The Contenders

11 People like them more than sharks
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1. Dolphins only save people just to rub their niceness in everybody's face
2. Dolphins run a secret underwater criminal organization
3. In Dank Cereal language, the word dolphin means "LOLZ IMMA BETTER QUICKSCOWPAH DEN U!!!"
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