Top 10 Potential Pieces of Evidence That Dolphins Are Evil

The Top Ten

1 Dolphins only save people just to rub their niceness in everybody's face

2 Dolphins run a secret underwater criminal organization

I stole a I can to come into The criminal organization is Code 44020400 so you save the Sharks who are trappped

Yesterday I saw a Secret underwater criminal organization and it was runned by Dolphins

If it's secret, how do we know it exists?

3 Dolphins eats people and blame it on sharks

Those poor sharks... There's a reason the megalodon disappeared.

They ate my cousin

4 In Dank Cereal language, the word dolphin means "LOLZ IMMA BETTER QUICKSCOWPAH DEN U!!!"

Woah, that's a nice rifle dude!

5 Dolphins created LJN just so they can torture kids with their games

Hey, at least LJN games doesn't want to dominate the world like Seamen.

6 Dolphins caused 9/11 and brainwashed people with their squeaks just to cover their involvement in 9/11

7 Dolphins forced the Beatles to make Revolution 9

Thank God they had the Walrus to save them.

They forced Eminem to make Fack as well.

8 Osama bin Laden is in fact a dolphin and by that we should blame all dolphins for this

9 Dolphins killed over 9000 FaZe members in Call of Duty

10 When dolphins finds people, dolphins drag their bodies to the sea and rape them

The Contenders

11 People like them more than sharks

12 They murder Sharks

13 They're animals in disguise

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