Top Ten Powers You Would Be Ashamed to Have

The Top Ten

1 The power to fart epically

This could be useful! Particularly for torturing villains into talking. - PositronWildhawk

I am the Farting God!

Oh what a power!

This shalls be my power. - funnyuser

2 The power to make everyone hate you
3 The power to have no luck
4 The power to ruin every celebration you go to

Haha, I don't need no powers to do this... - gemcloben

Forget my original choice, this would be much worse. - Lasvegasxavier

5 The power to make everything turn into beer, if you want it to or not
6 The power to cough repeatedly forever

Or maybe that's a chronic disease. A doctor might be useful here, who has the power to cure most of the illnesses. - Kiteretsunu

7 The power to sleepwalk to an unknown place

That happens once I urinate the closet of my neighbor

8 The power to be super greedy

I already have this power. My relatives are so cheap to me that I have gained it to make up for all the things that I didn't receive.

My aunt has this and I do not see it used as a superpower

9 The power to be very stinky
10 The power to see Justin Bieber Naked

Why does EVERYBODY on this website HAVE to ALWAYS talk about Justin Bieber?!? - RockFashionista

You have got to be kidding. This joke is getting old. - Minecraftcrazy530

Great, I made this list to not be against JB, now a troll has ruined it. - DapperPickle

The Contenders

11 The power to be a bully target
12 The power for everyone else to read your mind.

This would be bad, for me..., - Therandom

13 The power to slice cheese with your toenails.

You don't need a superpower for this, all that you need is long toenails. - funnyuser

14 The power to twerk for the rest of your life
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